Rap battles of MPGH

[JohnGon]

I already started with @Reav3R in a thread in the Spammers Corner. Everyone join us

John: I love to spam but i'm not a fan and my name is not Han.

Reav3R: That's why you deserve a ban, you little man I'm not your fan so let's play a round of CS on LAN.

John: and while we do that lets eat some ham and leave the people on MPGH spam and scam.

Reav3R: if you play with me I'll ram you and say damn, 'cuz you play as bad as a 6 year old kid on a webcam.

John: don't try to win, cuz this is my jam. Now excuse me I have to get a tan after that I gotta study for my exam. I think i'm hungry, will go eat some lamb.
Hurry go catch your friend I think he ran. Bitch, i'm African.

[HeroicXPharaoh]

What is the point of this? Lol.. If you can do it in real life with matching music and those lyrics, it would be good.

[Reav3R]

You think you can rap ma'am 'cuz you're African? You fucking nigga, check this out:

I'm gonna rap for the left, I'm gonna rap for the right, get outa my sight, 'cuz you sing like Selena Gomez with lips shut tight! Turn the lights on, you're done, you better run son, from the spinning barrel of my fucking minigun! My minigun's my pen, you won't get down to verse ten, 'cuz if you have balls, I recall, so does my hen! From all the ******s I ditched, to this lesbian bitch, if I could sell your pussy on the brazzzerz I'd be rich...

Suck on this, I'm gonna piss...
@johngon

[Reav3R]

While you're improvising and rising, time will pass, so let me shove this up your ass:

Let's leave it for tomorrow, 'cuz I've already beaten you twice in row, so just go so low, get wow and suicide like a fucking cow. You can't beat my beat, I'm fucking elite and you see it so treat me with respect and act based on the fact that your face is smacked. Plus it's night here, but the lights shine bright, I can show you my might but I'd just say goodnight. Alright? Now get the fuck outa my sight, and sit tight.

@johngon

[JohnGon]

You think you can rap ma'am 'cuz you're African? You fucking nigga, check this out:

I'm gonna rap for the left, I'm gonna rap for the right, get outa my sight, 'cuz you sing like Selena Gomez with lips shut tight! Turn the lights on, you're done, you better run son, from the spinning barrel of my fucking minigun! My minigun's my pen, you won't get down to verse ten, 'cuz if you have balls, I recall, so does my hen! From all the ******s I ditched, to this lesbian bitch, if I could sell your pussy on the brazzzerz I'd be rich...

Suck on this, I'm gonna piss...
@johngon

You suck so bad, I can’t even take you serious. Whats the matter dawg? You furious? I can't even look at you rap its hideous. You look like you have no experience. Forget about rap go work in a cafeteria, I can imagine the look at your face its hilarious. What's your horoscope? Aquarius?

White face, red cheeks, looks like you got a fever. I’ll go forever, and rhyme all day, Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray. I beat you again, but I don’t think you learned, When you fuck with me, you get burned.

[Anti]

@KING does the rap battles, punk.

[[MPGH]Ghost]

@Toxin
come teach and preach toxin

[Reav3R]

Fire in the hole, right into your ass whore, asshole, come, gimme more
Shit! It's glitching hard which bitch is cheating, fuck your score.
Can't fucking break it, better just take it or fake that you make it, for fuck's sake kid!
Now, I'm gonna fuck you up, tear you down, till you hit the floor
You're just another, pretty speedy fat kitty fucked hardcore
I know your health regenerates, wounds may heal and time will pass
So you should take both tommy guns and just, shove them up your shaved ass...

Pro Tip: Tommy Gun = Porn Star OR Weapon?

@johngon

[Bernard]

These are so bad I'd rather listen to Lil Wayne.

[The Slim Shady]

These are so bad I'd rather listen to Lil Wayne.

Can't agree any more lol

[Poison]

@ calling all black people

[Tall kiwi]

Here goes nothing...

what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what


I'd like to thank Macklemore for inspiring me to become the rapper I am today

[Mokou-Sama]

Alright, I'm steppin into da game

............

Alright I'm leaving... Can't rap ...

[The Slim Shady]

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, bloah!

100% Original by me.

[[SMA] Paradise`]

Stop battling and go do Homework.