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    Halp - Funny standup comedy or whatever

    I need to find a funny stand up comedy with the whole script and what not. Thanks for the help.

    Edit: Looking for something under 5 minutes.

    Edit: Looking for a monologue.
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    Don't have the script though.
    You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
    You were seeking love.
    Here is the pit, here is your pit.
    Its name is Silence..


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    Why would you need the script?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raple View Post
    Why would you need the script?
    Gotta find a stand up to memorize and declaim.
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    This was pretty funny.
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    Don't have script but was funny.

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    Watch the roast of james franco. Too funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by kaysnd7 View Post
    Watch the roast of james franco. Too funny
    Too long.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bernard. View Post


    Too long.
    Aw watch it! You won't notice the time, it's worth it
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