MPGH writes anime.

[Synchromanica]

Ffs, you and Rance... Play too much and he will rape you.

Continuing the story:
He and his mom rushed out of the school and caught a taxi, heading to the hospital. The taxist was none other than his older brother, who always had a boner and only drove in reverse gear.

Not wanting to go to the hospital, the older brother took them too a love hotel instead. However, while trying to strip them of their clothes, three samurai burst through the door.

[Rance-Sama]

Ffs, you and Rance... Play too much and he will rape you.

Psssh, you need to play the Rance series because you keep making all these wrong assumptions. Rance only fucks women, isn't a lolicon and is the protector of all thou sexy.

Not wanting to go to the hospital, the older brother took them too a love hotel instead. However, while trying to strip them of their clothes, three samurai burst through the door.

The three samurai were all screaming in an unintelligible language. The older brother beats the shit out of one of the samurai with his dick only to figure out it's an alien.

[Kodoku]

Quickly after making the stupid joke of "Ive seen enough Hentai where this is going", the brother gets brutally raped by the aliens 30 foot wide penis. The mother gets so turned on by the rape that while she slipped on her vaginal fluids and broke her leg.

[Rance-Sama]

The main character with his ****** name is scared shitless, he grabs his mother and jumps out the window. They're on the third floor and he lands on a fire hydrant and his dick is impaled, the mother landed on a ******.

[iSmexy]

the ****** got up and raped the boy that landed on the fire hydrant. his mom just stood there watching and cheering for the ******

[Kodoku]

After all that rape the boy's butthole was so loose that it opened up a portal into another world. Everyone was sucked into the mystical land of the boys anus.

[iSmexy]

Everyone that was sucked into the mystical land of the boys anus turned out that there was only men and boys there. so they all dropped there pants and started to fuck each other in the ass just like human centipede but its not mouth to ass

[Rance-Sama]

Realizing how homosexual he's become, the main character jumps back through his own anus. When he comes back he finds out that the world is being ruled by huge mecha.

[iSmexy]

the huge mecha came up to him and grabbed him. the mecha pulled down his pants and the boy said "no please dont " the mecha said " ima blow up this butthole nigga " and so he did.

[Synchromanica]

The boy, now with a gaping asshole was let go by the monster. Confident he would get noticed, the boy headed to school to see senpai.

[iSmexy]

when he went back to school he sees his senpai fucking his father in the ass, the boy just stared then asked may i join you guys ?
his dad said sure

[Rance-Sama]

He then prepared the lube and applied it, he then screamed "NOTICE ME SENPAI" and shoved his fully erect cock inside of him. Senpai could only murmur "yes bby" because his anus felt like it was on fire.

[iSmexy]

the little boy started going " YES, HARDER. FUCK ME HARDER".
the senpai lifted him up and the boys dad start fingering the senpai in the butthole

[Rance-Sama]

This is turning into gay fanfiction and it's making me uncomfortable. Let's continue.

After having sex for well over 5 days they finally ran out of lube. The ****** main character who's name I cannot remember and I'm too lazy to back one page to see his name went outside to buy more only to be ran over by a stampede of angry wetbacks

[Synchromanica]

After being run over, the main character realized he is a hardcore masochist and wants to be punished more. He knew that nothing would hurt him more than ending the current story and starting a new one that's not so faggy and fucked up like hentai on shrooms.