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[Mokou-Sama]

But then all of a sudden The Rapeman shows up and Tyrone is in a life or rape situation. But the greatest character of all time shows up, SSL (Super Saiyan Loli) what will ensue in the epic fight against the Rapeman?!

Then Rapeman realizes he's in a pinch and SSL beats the crap out of him with the ultimate attack: Kawaii Gothic Loli Beam, which sent Rapeman into oblivion.
Tyrone, happy as fuck, parties for 7 days and nights, eating fried chicken and worshiping SSL as a goddess.

[Rance-Sama]

All of a sudden SSEL (Super Saiyan Evil Loli) appears. She's apparently the only loli besides SSGL (Super Saiyan Good Loli) and she wants to test her kawaii-ness against SSEL!

[Kodoku]

To prove which one of them truly has the greatest kawaii-factor SSEL and SSGL have a loli-off. After being called onii-chan nonstop and having the godly flat chests pressed against him for 6 years straight Tyrone has such a big erection that his penis falls off since it was up for wayyyyyy longer than 4 hours and he didn't call his doctor.

[Rance-Sama]

SSEL takes his penis and flies off at mach 2 speed. SSGL and Tyrone fuse into a ****** loli and start chasing after SSEL.

[Mokou-Sama]

SSEL takes his penis and flies off at mach 2 speed. SSGL and Tyrone fuse into a ****** loli and start chasing after SSEL.

Looking back at the monstruosity that had just taken form, SSEL has a seizure and dies. The black dick starts dissolving because it spent too long detached from original body and disappears in the atmosphere...

[Kodoku]

SSGL is relieved that have beaten her competition and start flying away to her planet of loli's. Right as she's about to take off she realizes that she no longer has any of her Super Saiyan powers.

[Rance-Sama]

Tyrone then suggests they travel to the planet of ******s to revive the hidden loli powers. Upon arriving to the planet, Tyrone is shocked to see a white dictator is ruling over his planet.

[Synchromanica]

Tyrone battles the fierce dictator and nearly defeats him, causing his white testicles to spread across the planet. Tyrone hunts for the seven balls in order to gain the ultimate power and free the planet.

[Mokou-Sama]

Upon months of adventures on the ****** Planet, Tyrone and SSGL manage to collect all the 7 balls and manage to summon D'Sparil, a demon who granted 3 wishes.
They asked for freedom on ****** Planet, revival of the loli powers and a super massive party across the whole planet to bid farewell to SSGL, before she goes back to the loli planet.

[Kodoku]

After all this time spent searching for the balls, SSGL has grown old and her body has developed. She can no longer go back to her home planet as she isn't a loli anymore. SSGL then decides to spend the rest of her days with Tyrone battling the evils of the galaxy.

[Rance-Sama]

Then all of a sudden SSGL and Tyrone implode into nothingness. Then SSGL (Super Saiyan Godly Loli) becomes the main character, because shiiiiet we need a loli protagonist.

[Kiritsugu]

Then all of a sudden SSGL and Tyrone implode into nothingness. Then SSGL (Super Saiyan Godly Loli) becomes the main character, because shiiiiet we need a loli protagonist.

Then SSGL, now the main character and protagonist, takes off her pants and shows the world how to use lube. Meanwhile, Rance teleports from the alternate world and shows Tyrone, who is now "nothing" how to fuck bitches.

[Rance-Sama]

Then SSGL, now the main character and protagonist, takes off her pants and shows the world how to use lube. Meanwhile, Rance teleports from the alternate world and shows Tyrone, who is now "nothing" how to fuck bitches.

Tyrone then turns into a serial rapist. His life mission is now to find the golden chicken and rape SSGL.

[Kodoku]

With his mission in mind Tyrone heads out to Compton. While there he joins a street gang known as 2S2D (2 sugoi 2 die).

[Rance-Sama]

With his mission in mind Tyrone heads out to Compton. While there he joins a street gang known as 2S2D (2 sugoi 2 die).

Within an hour he beats the shit out of the gang leader with a piece of fried chicken. Upon becoming the gang leader he rewards all nigglets free watermelons and grape juice.