https://bloody-disgusting.com/news/33...iled-exorcism/

Father Marian Rajchel is a Polish priest who was unsuccessful in his recent attempt to exorcise the demon from a teenage girl. They don’t offer any details regarding what went wrong with the exorcism, so I’m not sure what happened there. What I am sure of is that ambiguity will only make it easier for Hollywood to take creative license with the movie this story will inevitably eventually be turned into.

The Austrian Times reports that Rajchel was attacked via text messages following the botched exorcism. The source of these foul texts? Satan. Obviously.

One of the texts read “She will not come out of this hell. She’s mine. Anyone who prays for her will die.”

Now, I was unsure of all this until I read that. The only evidence you need to confirm this story’s validity comes from how eloquent that text is. Nary a shortcut was taken or emoticon abused. That was clearly sent from a demonic spirit, because I’m positive no human is capable of doing that these days.

After a few prayers, the priest replied to the text and received the following response: “Shut up, preacher. You cannot save yourself. Idiot. You pathetic old preacher.”

:V

DAMN IMAGINE THE FEE'S YOU MUST GETTING GETTING TEXTS FROM HELL

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