What are the darkest jokes you can think of?

Here is one that ive posted before:
A man goes to the pharmacy and says I need condoms for my 12 year old daughter. The pharmacist says your daughter is sexually active? The dad says no she just lays there and cries.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's 18 inches, stiff, and makes most woman scream at night? Crib Death.

Originally Posted by Not an Asian

Here is one that ive posted before:
A man goes to the pharmacy and says I need condoms for my 12 year old daughter. The pharmacist says your daughter is sexually active? The dad says no she just lays there and cries.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's 18 inches, stiff, and makes most woman scream at night? Crib Death.

Have to say these actually made me laugh. Don't know any sadly off the top of my head.

How do you kill 15 flies at once?
Slap an African child in the face

That orphan joke.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is. Holy fuck i legit just died.

Whats worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 tree's.

Why is OP such a fucking ******?

Because he's a ******.

What do you do after you fuck a tight pussy?

You put the diaper back on

I love fucking twenty four year olds.
The best part is that there's twenty of them.

Originally Posted by Schuba

I love fucking twenty four year olds.
The best part is that there's twenty of them.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) this was a meh joke

Wtf you guys.

You know your girlfriend is too young when you have to make an airplane noise to get your cock in her mouth.

How do you pick up hot chicks at Auschwitz?
With a dustpan.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?
Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's better than winning a silver medal at the paralympics?
Being able to walk.

What does a gay guy and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they get stuck on a fence in Wyoming. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Shepard)

How do you stop the black kid from hanging out in your front yard?
Cut him down

What's the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Trying to fit in.

What do you call a six year old with no friends?
A Sandy-Hook survivor.

*sorry NSA*

HAHAH FUKN EDIT

What do you call a barn full of dead ******s?
Old farm equipment.

Originally Posted by Deflorate.

What do you call a barn full of dead ******s?
Old farm equipment.

that jokes so dark a cop shot it.

Whats black that hangs from a tree...

A nigga

Originally Posted by Not an Asian

Here is one that ive posted before:
A man goes to the pharmacy and says I need condoms for my 12 year old daughter. The pharmacist says your daughter is sexually active? The dad says no she just lays there and cries.

Woah... Hope you feel proud of yourself joking about shit like that.

What are the darkest jokes you can think of?

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