Here's a joke which always gets me laughing: Curryisgood
Ok i was bored and decided to make a joke thread, i dont have any but im hoping some mpghians do *wink* anyway this thread is pretty basic, just entertain each other, have fun and TELL JOKES!
Any joke is fine try not to make to many dirty jokes, riddles also accepted
I have asked dave about this however no response until then lets just have fun ok?
Last edited by curryisgood; 10-26-2009 at 08:27 AM.
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If I could take your place, I would... I would die for you <3
[Respect list]
Daveiforgotthenumbers
Liz
corndog
user1
Me (I have to respect myself silly)
Everyone on mpgh especially the minions, mods etc except the ones who break the rules and are fags.
Fyrekillers
Make my day
thechipmyster
LMAO
Here's a joke which always gets me laughing: Curryisgood
[IMG]https://i825.photobucke*****m/albums/zz178/Schoolrocks123/Schoolrocks1.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]https://i798.photobucke*****m/albums/yy269/Curryisgood1/Vincentsigformpgh.gif[/IMG]
If I could take your place, I would... I would die for you <3
[Respect list]
Daveiforgotthenumbers
Liz
corndog
user1
Me (I have to respect myself silly)
Everyone on mpgh especially the minions, mods etc except the ones who break the rules and are fags.
Fyrekillers
Make my day
thechipmyster
LMAO
Some Stupid language mistakes:
Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.
In a London Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
Outside a London secon***and shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a London conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world :
At a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.
Doctors office, Rome :
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
Hotel, Acapulco :
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.
In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE THE MANAGER.
In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO. Obama
In a Calcutta Coffee House:
PEOPLE DISCARDING CIGARETTE STUBS IN CUPS WILL BE SERVED COFFEE IN ASH TRAYS
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