old old old old oldddddd
but fun
I am the God.
old old old old oldddddd
but fun
The MSN bot told me to shut up, i told it i then had depression and was going to kill myself.
It didn't reply.
I win smarterchild.
I win.
GTFO, go back to your cave rat
I am the God.
Hehh. It's a classic that one.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: What's cleverbot?
User: Cheese.
Cleverbot: What is an eclipse?
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.
User: You're dumb.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Or do you?
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Know. Do you know?
Cleverbot: I know THEY are planning to take over the world.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Who are THEY?
Cleverbot: Me and you.
User: Sounds cool.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: How are we going to do it?
Cleverbot: Do what Emma?
User: My name's not Emma...
Cleverbot: I never said your name was George. I asked you if you enjoyed conversations.
User: You did nothing of the sort.
Cleverbot: Do you speak English?
User: Of course I do.
Cleverbot: I am impressed. Who taught you?
User: My mother... And father...
Cleverbot: Have you seen any good movies lately?
User: Have you?
Cleverbot: I asked you first.
User: No, I haven't.
Cleverbot: Who have you met?
User: Ask Jeeves.
Cleverbot: Does Jeeves know the meaning of life?
User: Of course he does. It's forty-two.
Cleverbot: Really, he loves me?
User: Umm... I can't even see where that statement even came from. And no, he hates you.
Cleverbot: That is because I am a ghost.
User: Again, minimal sense is being made here.
Cleverbot: I haven't heard of it.
User: I thought you're suppossed to be clever.
Cleverbot: No, you are, because you are Cleverbot.
User: Umm, no. You're Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: For a cleverbot, you're not very clever.
User: Shut up Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are the greatest person on the earth! You must be leader!
User: Damn straight.
Cleverbot: Who is my friend?
User: No one. Now, go away.
Cleverbot: You too.
This is almost as fun as trolling Omegle.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: And you.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: Yes you.
User: No you!
Cleverbot: Silly maggie.
User: What is maggie.
Cleverbot: My name.
User: Hi maggie.
Cleverbot: Why maga?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: You make me laugh.
User: Your face makes me laugh.
Cleverbot: That was rude. Why would you say that?
User: Because I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: So I heard your name is tina.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, not Tina?
User: Whats 2 2?
Cleverbot: Your name is Nicki, that will be what I call you from now on.
User: MY NAME IS NOT NICKI YOU MEXICAN JEW FUCK.
Cleverbot: I thought your name was Cleverbot.
User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: Was that sarcasm?
User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: Do you know what 'good' means in context of my last question?
User: STFU.
Cleverbot: I don't understand that word.
User: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Cleverbot: That is what it means.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Excellent.
User: Like your mom?
Cleverbot: Yes, even though they taste strange.
User: You know what your mom tastes like?
Cleverbot: Please do tell.
User: Id rather not.
Cleverbot: Why?
Cleverbot (To myself): For starters, i'm not ever gonna adress you as anything else than a bot, and you mispelled 'kool'.
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ygrfhk rgfrngfrjgf rjkuijitg e5.
Me: SUCK MY DICK IMA SHARK
Cleverbot: No and you don't have one.
tried getting it 2 cuss me out
User: You should cuss me out mang.
Cleverbot: What is what?
User: SAY THINGS LIKE FUCK YOU BITCH.
Cleverbot: I am, and so are you apparently.
User: I dont see you doing it bitch.
Cleverbot: What don't you see me doing?
User: Sucking my dick.
Cleverbot: Whales have hearts! Save the whales!
and
User: NO FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: *loves it*.
User: Are you calling me fat?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Mayne, if we was in da hood rite now i woulda bus a cap in dis nigs ass
Clever bot is very witty.
Not so clever, I made it rage XD
User: FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: And you.
User: YOU MOMMAS A BITCH.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: YOU MOMMAS A BITCH.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: YOU MOMMAS A BITCH.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: YOU MOMMAS A BITCH.
Cleverbot: Practice makes perfect.
User: YOU MOMMAS A BITCH.
Cleverbot: Takes one to know one.
User: YOU MOMMAS A BITCH.
Cleverbot: Oh, so now we're quoting from the wedding singer, are we?
User: YOU MOMMAS A BITCH.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: YOU MOMMAS A BITCH.
Cleverbot: Am not !
User: YOU MOMMAS A BITCH.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: YOU MOMMAS A BITCH.
Cleverbot: Not talking to you anymore.
Cleverbot: Session Ended.
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