Troll Vincent (Toxin)

[scimmyboy]

Ok. im trolling right nao

gogogogoogogg

takes them forever to reply to ur chat

[Obey]

JoDean: Welcome to AT&T online Sales support. How may I assist you with placing your order today?
Davrun: My phone has just been stolen by some black guy at K-mart...
Davrun: Set it down to scan my items, then his ass took it..
JoDean: I'm very sorry to hear that. I see you've been talking to some other agents tonight as well regarding this issue. Have you been able to find a phone to replace this one?
Davrun: Regarding this issue? You mean someone else has had their phone stolen by some black guy?
JoDean: No, all of your chat history is transferred from agent to agent each time you start a new chat. I see it's been stolen and dropped in the toilet today.
Davrun: I've had several phones. My son, girlfriends, and mine.
JoDean: I also see that you said it was stolen by your friend from IHOP.
Davrun: Hell yeagh.
Davrun: Bad luck..
Davrun: So help
JoDean: It's been a busy day for you then! No worries! It's nice to get a laugh in there once in a while! Some of these stories are great!
Davrun: So you're laughing at me?
Davrun: I've had a real busy day.
Davrun: As you can see.
Davrun: Also - never trust iHop.
Davrun: Trust me..
JoDean: I'll keep that in mind! Thanks for the tip!
JoDean: Have a great night and thanks for choosing AT&T Wireless!
Davrun: Why you leaving.
Davrun: I was here for assistance.

[[MPGH]Doc]

lol @ Danny. You got a smart one.

[scimmyboy]

wow at least urs didnt seem like a automated messager danny

[DoubleDutch]

Doubledutch dooooooo et

omg the bitch didn't even know santa's phone number

[[MPGH]Disturbed]

Tessa: Welcome to AT&T online Sales support. How may I assist you with placing your order today?

Ryan: I want and Iphone!

Ryan: How much do they cost?

Tessa: I would be more than happy to assist you with the iPhone tonight Ryan.

Tessa: Were you wanting a 3G or 3GS iPhone?

Ryan: Your 3g sucks can i get a 2g one?

Ryan: Hello?

Ryan: Are you there?

Tessa: Unfortunately, we do not offer a 2G iPhone.

Ryan: That almost sucks as much as your crappy 3g coverage.

Tessa: We have great 3G coverage Ryan.

Tessa: As the U.S. market leader in wireless data service, we typically don't respond to competitors' advertising. However, some recent ads from Verizon are so blatantly false and misleading, that we want to set the record straight about AT&T's wireless data coverage. Please see the page I have just sent you for the key facts.

Tessa: AT&T Response to Verizon Ad

Ryan: Brb im checking them...

Tessa: Sure, that is not a problem

Ryan: Verison still has better coverage, and your coverage zones have that much people covered because you ccover the most populated places in the united states, and it's faster because not as many people use it.

Ryan: .

Tessa: Only AT&T has Rollover, the ability to keep your unused minutes each month. We offer a vastly superior network as we have the best audio quality in the markets we serve. We also use GSM, the world-standard wireless technology. Finally we offer a variety of Nation & Family Talk plans to fit your unique needs, plus over 20 different phones to choose from as well.

Ryan: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!

Tessa: Would you like a link to the 3G and 3GS iPhones that we have available?

Ryan: I already have it open

Ryan: verison has much better ones.

Ryan: And there you go changing hte subject again!

[-James]

Deldra palmer

who the fuck...

[[MPGH]Disturbed]

I haven't received another responce yet.

[DoubleDutch]

Its sunday here already... 3:11 am

[fabz]

I epic troll.


Thank you for your patience! An AT&T sales representative will be with you shortly.

You are now chatting with Bridgette, an AT&T sales representative.

Bridgette: Welcome to AT&T online Sales support. How may I assist you with placing your order today?
Davis: Hey again
Davis: Remember me?
Bridgette: Hellow
Davis: The one who compmented your name?
Davis: complemented *
Bridgette: Yes, I remember. How may I help you today Davis?
Davis: By talking to me, I am a little sad right now
Davis: My girlfreind just left me
Bridgette: I'm sorry to hear that during the holidays. Did you decide to place your order today for a phone.
Bridgette: ?
Davis: You have no sympathy.
Davis: I loved her
Davis: She left me for the prick of leon
Davis:
Bridgette: Everything will be OK!
Bridgette: Did you have some questions about our products today?
Davis: You don't care right?
Davis: You only care bout yourself
Bridgette: I am glad to help you tonight Davis. However, at this time, we are only able to speak with you concerning AT&T.
Davis: All you do is say somthing sweet then ruin the momment, by trying to advertise
Davis: Is there any way we can talk about somthing else
Davis: trough emails
Davis: msn
Davis: omething
Davis: somthing*
Davis: I need some one to comfort me
Bridgette: I would love it if we could talk through email, but we only have access to the online ordering system.
Bridgette: Is there someone in your household you could talk with tonight?
Davis: No
Davis: I'm a senior in hs I live on my own
Davis: And I have no one here any moe
Davis: more*'
Bridgette: Do you have a friend or relative you could call?
Davis: My freinds all betrayed me, they all took ashleys side
Davis: That's why I wanted to talk to you, you seem like a caring women
Bridgette: I am a caring person and feel really sad for you right now. Do you have family somewhere?
Davis: They are all in georgia
Davis: Cumming georgia to be exact, no I am not being perverted or anything that's the name of the town they live in
Bridgette: Great! Are you able to call them. I'm sure they would want to comfort you as well.
Davis: I don't want to talk to an abusive dad
Davis: and an alcoholic mom.
Davis: I want to talk to some one who I feel I can trut
Davis: trust* and you seem like that type of person
Bridgette: I'm happy to help you with an order or product information today Davis, but we are not able to discuss personal information with our customers.
Davis: Then let me
Bridgette: Is there anything else I could assist you with today?
Davis: Don't go please
Davis: I need you by my side
Bridgette: Have I answered all of your questions tonight Davis?
Davis: At least in this time of sorrow
Davis: YEs you have
Davis: but please don't go bridgette
Bridgette: Thank you for choosing AT&T. Have a great day.

[Obey]

DAMN THAT BITCH HOED YOU.

[Hahne]

lol haha this is kewl

[fabz]

Yeah yo she played with my feelings

[[MPGH]Doc]

That fucking slut. She played you, made you feel all secure then bamn pulls the professionalism crap on yah.

[Obey]

Mine was so win.