Originally Posted by
Dave84311
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my fat, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated 70% of my class in the Body Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Fatsa, and I have over 300 confirmed pounds. I am trained in gorilla and I'm the top fatass in the entire US fat forces. You are nothing to me but just another meal. I will remove you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this abdomen, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with eating that shit over the Internet? Think again, fatty. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of obese spies across the USA and Australia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the science, maggot. The science that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your abdominal fat. You're fucking fat, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can eat you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands... Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed comfat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Obese Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable fat off the face of the abdomen, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking rolls. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.