Your signature on these forums ain't the same as the size of your dick, so please don't make it 12 inches long.
I'm sick of having to scroll 10 pages down to get to the next post (which usually contains 2 words). Basically 99% of information on any given page is about sigs, and 1% is actual posts.
Take that shit down, stop trying to compensate for your small dick by putting up a huge ass signature.