To get yourself started, I'd suggest you take some spelling and grammar lessons. And secondly, if you go to this site, they can teach you all sorts of programming languages. Be careful though, when you post a very simple question to answer. You may get a reply saying, "RTFM". Translation: "Read the fucking manual". Remember to search before you post on that site. Or you'll make a fool out of yourself.
And remember, Google is your best friend for searching programming guides. A reminder is that it will take an immence amount of mental pressure and most considerably, time. Be patient, and you will eventually learn. I'd also reccommend taking out books from the library on what programming language you would like to learn.