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  1. #1
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    Funny shit

    Code:
    -- Shared part
    /*---------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Sound crash glitch
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------*/
    
    local entity = FindMetaTable("Entity")
    local EmitSound = entity.EmitSound
    function entity:EmitSound(sound, ...)
        if not sound then DarkRP.error(string.format("The first argument of the ent:EmitSound call is '%s'. It's supposed to be a string.", tostring(sound)), 3) end
        if string.find(sound, "??", 0, true) then return end
        return EmitSound(self, sound, ...)
    end
    
    
    function DarkRP.getAvailableVehicles()
        local vehicles = list.Get("Vehicles")
        for k, v in pairs(list.Get("SCarsList") or {}) do
            vehicles[v.PrintName] = {
                Name = v.PrintName,
                Class = v.ClassName,
                Model = v.CarModel
            }
        end
    
        return vehicles
    end
    
    local osdate = os.date
    if system.IsWindows() then
        local replace = function(txt)
            if txt == "%%" then return txt end -- Edge case, %% is allowed
            return ""
        end
    
        function os.date(format, time)
            if format then format = string.gsub(format, "%%[^aAbBcdHIjmMpSUwWxXyYz]", replace) end
    
            return osdate(format, time)
        end
    end
    
    timer.Simple(3, function()
        -- Malicious addons that kicks players this one person doesn't like.
        if Skid then
            Skid.Check = fn.Id
            hook.Remove("CheckPassword", "Skid.CheckPassword")
    
            MsgC(Color(0, 255, 0), "SkidCheck", Color(255, 255, 255), " has been ", Color(255, 0, 0), "DISABLED\n", Color(255, 255, 255), [[
            SkidCheck was detected on this server and has been disabled.
    
            SkidCheck is a ban list addon made by HeX as an attempt to get the people he doesn't like
            banned from as many servers as possible.
    
            You have probably installed this addon thinking that it would get rid of cheaters, and sure,
            it might get rid of some, but that's only to make you want to download this.
    
            SkidCheck would ban me (FPtje, developer of DarkRP) from your server because I have a
            workshop addon that he doesn't like and because I know how to throw a prop around
                (type /credits yourname in chat for the full story on that)
            It doesn't just ban /me/ for that, it bans EVERYONE who is subscribed to the addon.
    
            Can you imagine trying an addon out and getting on this list /just/ because you have
            it installed? That's SkidCheck for you.
    
            It also bans people who have a VAC ban (even if gotten from another game), people from
            arbitrary groups, /friends/ of people he doesn't like and many, many more.
    
            I'm not pulling this out of my ass either, you can check everything here:
            https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1483607
    
    
            On a somewhat unrelated note, HeX has been known to be malicious for quite some time:
            He used to have an anticheat (called HAC) on his server, which not only misfired from
            time to time, but actively used exploits to fuck "cheaters" up as much as possible,
            doing malicious shit ranging from unbinding keys to removing every friend they had in
            their friends list.
    
            That too can be fact checked right here:
            https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1416320
    
            DO NOT trust this guy to decide who gets banned from your server. In fact,
            DO NOT EVER TRUST ANYONE with that power. No one ever should have the power
            to decide who gets banned and who doesn't over the servers that decide to install
            their addon.
    ]])
        end
    end)
    
    -- Clientside part
    if CLIENT then
        /*---------------------------------------------------------------------------
        Generic InitPostEntity workarounds
        ---------------------------------------------------------------------------*/
        hook.Add("InitPostEntity", "DarkRP_Workarounds", function()
            if hook.GetTable().HUDPaint then hook.Remove("HUDPaint","drawHudVital") end -- Removes the white flashes when the server lags and the server has flashbang. Workaround because it's been there for fucking years
    
            -- Fuck up APAnti
            net.Receivers.sblockgmspawn = nil
            hook.Remove("PlayerBindPress", "_sBlockGMSpawn")
        end)
    
        local camstart3D = cam.Start3D
        local camend3D = cam.End3D
        local cam3DStarted = 0
        function cam.Start3D(a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j)
            cam3DStarted = cam3DStarted + 1
            return camstart3D(a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j)
        end
    
        -- cam.End3D should not crash a player when 3D hasn't been started
        function cam.End3D()
            if not cam3DStarted or cam3DStarted <= 0 then return end
            cam3DStarted = cam3DStarted - 1
            return camend3D()
        end
    
        return
    end
    
    /*---------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Generic InitPostEntity workarounds
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------*/
    hook.Add("InitPostEntity", "DarkRP_Workarounds", function()
        local commands = concommand.GetTable()
        if commands["durgz_witty_sayings"] then
            game.ConsoleCommand("durgz_witty_sayings 0\n") -- Deals with the cigarettes exploit. I'm fucking tired of them. I hate having to fix other people's mods, but this mod maker is retarded and refuses to update his mod.
        end
    
        -- Remove ULX /me command. (the /me command is the only thing this hook does)
        hook.Remove("PlayerSay", "ULXMeCheck")
    
        -- why can people even save multiplayer games?
        -- Lag exploit
        if SERVER and not game.SinglePlayer() then
            concommand.Remove("gm_save")
        end
    
        -- Remove that weird rooftop spawn in rp_downtown_v4c_v2
        if game.GetMap() == "rp_downtown_v4c_v2" then
            for k,v in pairs(ents.FindByClass("info_player_terrorist")) do
                v:Remove()
            end
        end
    
        -- Fuck up URS.
        -- https://******.com/Aaron113/URS
        -- It fucks up every other mod that denies the spawning of entities
        local ursthing = URSCheck
        if ursthing then
            URSCheck = function(...)
                local res = ursthing(...)
                if res == true then
                    ErrorNoHalt("Fucking up URS' spawn check. Please call Aaron113 a lazy ass in this issue: https://******.com/Aaron113/URS/issues/11\n")
                    return
                end
                return res
            end
        end
    end)
    
    /*---------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Fuck up APAnti. These hooks send unnecessary net messages.
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------*/
    
    /*---------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Wire field generator exploit
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------*/
    
    /*---------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Door tool is shitty
    Let's fix that huge class exploit
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------*/
    
    /*---------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Anti crash exploit
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------*/
    hook.Add("PropBreak", "drp_AntiExploit", function(attacker, ent)
        if IsValid(ent) and ent:GetPhysicsObject():IsValid() then
            constraint.RemoveAll(ent)
        end
    end)
    
    local allowedDoors = {
        ["prop_dynamic"] = true,
        ["prop_door_rotating"] = true,
        [""] = true
    }
    
    /*---------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Actively deprecate commands
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------*/
    local deprecated = {
        {command = "rp_removeletters",      alternative = "removeletters"           },
        {command = "rp_setname",            alternative = "forcerpname"             },
        {command = "rp_unlock",             alternative = "forceunlock"             },
        {command = "rp_lock",               alternative = "forcelock"               },
        {command = "rp_removeowner",        alternative = "forceremoveowner"        },
        {command = "rp_addowner",           alternative = "forceown"                },
        {command = "rp_unownall",           alternative = "forceunownall"           },
        {command = "rp_unown",              alternative = "forceunown"              },
        {command = "rp_own",                alternative = "forceown"                },
        {command = "rp_tellall",            alternative = "admintellall"            },
        {command = "rp_tell",               alternative = "admintell"               },
        {command = "rp_teamunban",          alternative = "teamunban"               },
        {command = "rp_teamban",            alternative = "teamban"                 },
        {command = "rp_setsalary",          alternative = "setmoney"                },
        {command = "rp_setmoney",           alternative = "setmoney"                },
        {command = "rp_revokelicense",      alternative = "unsetlicense"            },
        {command = "rp_givelicense",        alternative = "setlicense"              },
        {command = "rp_unlockdown",         alternative = "unlockdown"              },
        {command = "rp_lockdown",           alternative = "lockdown"                },
        {command = "rp_unarrest",           alternative = "unarrest"                },
        {command = "rp_arrest",             alternative = "arrest"                  },
        {command = "rp_cancelvote",         alternative = "forcecancelvote"         },
    }
    
    local lastDeprecated = 0
    local function msgDeprecated(cmd, ply)
        if CurTime() - lastDeprecated < 0.5 then return end
        lastDeprecated = CurTime()
    
        DarkRP.notify(ply, 1, 4, ("This command has been deprecated. Please use 'DarkRP %s' or '/%s' instead."):format(cmd.alternative, cmd.alternative))
    end
    
    for _, cmd in pairs(deprecated) do
        concommand.Add(cmd.command, fp{msgDeprecated, cmd})
    end

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    Does it crash other people's games?

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    read the code retard

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