What Happened?

[Synns]

I couldnt access MPGH and like all threads are so old... what happened? :?

[ace76543]

http thing fucked up or something

i dont know

[Paroxysm]

Jesus found out that more people go to MPGH then read the bible, so he shut it down. But when Lucifer read the contract Dave signed with him to get this site the publicity it has, he found out that he has superior power over this site and brought it back up. But to get Lucifer to help, Dave had to sacrifice 10 goats and 13 new born children, I supplied Dave with the children, luckily I knew a guy who works at Stevens Hospital.

[Synns]

Jesus found out that more people go to MPGH then read the bible, so he shut it down. But when Lucifer read the contract Dave signed with him to get the this site the publicity it has, he found out that he has superior power over this site and brought it back up. But to get Lucifer to help Dave had to sacrifice 10 goats and 13 new born children, I supplied Dave with the children.

LOL omg dude ur so funny.

[[MPGH]arunforce]

Yeah that was pretty funny. I assume Dave could of spared 13 of his 65 retards. :O

[Paroxysm]

Yeah that was pretty funny. I assume Dave could of spared 13 of his 65 retards. :O

Yeah but Lucifer needed NEWBORN children, not 13 man-children. He also said something about Arun's soul, I was kind of far away so I didn't hear too much.