Despite my intense literary skills, all i can do is post the proper signature request format.
Main text: Jabber315 - the CoD fanboy
Sub-text: Because Halo f*cking sucks.
Size: About the size of an average signature.
Style: Dark, luster; similair to polished graphite or marble.
Theme: Call of Duty
Image/render: [In attachments]
Other info: The render is pretty big, 1024x768; let me know if you have any trouble resizing it, and I'll be sure to send you a smaller version of it.
I will happily award you with a +rep for completion of the signature. Thank you!
*Some of you may be wondering why Halo 3 is in my played games for Xbox 360 [in sig]. This is because my friend came over my house and played it on my console. I owned the game once and hated it. Please no more PMs about it.*