Then robot chickens come and eat your soul and kick you so hard in the penis you can never use it again, then, Dave goes into Matrix mode and owns that fat sumo with a well placed kick to the side of the temple.

The fat sumo falls down writhing in pain, and Dave stands ontop of him and with a heroic pose says "MPGH shall reign supreme." and then stabs the sumo in the head with his keyboard and flys away.

The fat sumo is dead, PETA is dead, pspmaster has no penis to do his sperm or whatever with, and Dave is the ruler of the world full of robot chickens and spermed on people.

Peace returned to the kingdom of MPGH until one day...