This is going to be a step by step guide on how to fuck a chicken for those who need to know.
1) First run to your nearest farm
2) Locate where they keep their chickens
3) Once you have encountered that one sexy THICC chicken
4) Whip your little guy out
5) Start helicoptering it around while you do the chicken dance
6) Then pounce upon your target
7) Once you have restrained the chicken
8) Grab its beak and slowly open its mouth
9) Then slowly penetrate its mouth with your little Johnson
10) Move it in and out at a steady rate and finish it in its gullet
11) Now to the good good
12) Spread its legs and shove your willy in it
Now good luck to you and have fun
Where is the female guide?
Uhm...
Originally Posted by Ms. Arti
Where is the female guide?
You just need to be creative
Originally Posted by Predator
Uhm...
Good eBook. I should sell this.
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3) Once you have encountered that one sexy THICC chicken
I fuck with this
Originally Posted by Ms. Arti
Where is the female guide?
If anyone is wanting a female guide I can get you guys the information.
Redneck 101, Page 149
Originally Posted by HΔSTUR
Redneck 101, Page 149
Thanks for sourcing. OP should add credit.
Dude thanks for leaking my method..
fuck you dude i was going to charge money for this
How to fuck alligator
How about other animals are you interested in making ebook upon request for any animal? Female and Male guide