i take my laptop and watch movies
Well Im in the bathroom and I start hearing this voice coming out the stall. Saying things like:
"Awww man this sucks..."
"Sup..."
"Hey man..."
At first I thought he was talking to me o_O.
Then the guys like:
"Oh whatcha doin man?"
"Oh me... just in here takin a dump..."
"Yeh I'm takin a poop"
Etc.
Point is... I know people take their phones with them everywhere now, but would you take a call while you were on the toilet. Idk. I wouldn't. Vote in teh poll.
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. The cost of one modern heavy bomber is this: a modern brick school in more than 30 cities. It is two electric power plants, each serving a town of 60,000 population. It is two fine, fully equipped hospitals. It is some fifty miles of concrete pavement. We pay for a single fighter plane with a half million bushels of wheat. We pay for a single destroyer with new homes that could have housed more than 8,000 people. This is, I repeat, the best way of life to be found on the road the world has been taking. This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron."- Dwight D. Eisenhower
i take my laptop and watch movies
I am the God.
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. The cost of one modern heavy bomber is this: a modern brick school in more than 30 cities. It is two electric power plants, each serving a town of 60,000 population. It is two fine, fully equipped hospitals. It is some fifty miles of concrete pavement. We pay for a single fighter plane with a half million bushels of wheat. We pay for a single destroyer with new homes that could have housed more than 8,000 people. This is, I repeat, the best way of life to be found on the road the world has been taking. This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron."- Dwight D. Eisenhower
women always to do that..
i be like "hey babygirl where you at.."
and
i have gotten replies like
"peeing" "tinkling"
and so afterwords I face-palm and kindly hangup on them after getting that response..
[MPGH]KING (01-19-2010)
I make sure i bring newspapers and rustle it around so no one hears the nasty special effects
Always .
50 grand every week, fuckin' rat budget.
I win, always.
Yeah, I don't give a fuck who you are. Your going to listen to me shit if I'm taking a shit.
The night fades with a breath of sunshine.
[MPGH]KING (01-19-2010)
I tape the phone to the inside of the bowl in a waterproof casing.
They hear everything.
Everything.
There was a comedy act on this and what to do when you get a call while going to the bathroom. He talked about the tactics like flushing and running away so the person can't hear it.
I did that a couple times before. But normally I'm just texting while I'm on there.
im on mpgh while takin a dump
why06 (01-19-2010)