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FML
Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
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then ur doing a great job.
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Sorry for this edit!
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Sam is just doing his jab.
#5 ·
Stop editing ur posts ******.
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are you sure it was her breath and not yours?
#8 ·
Obvious troll is obvious.
#9 ·
Quote Originally Posted by user186590 View Post
Obvious troll is obvious.
you still want to fuck Endrit? Airfag!
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Everyone shut the fuck up, especially you trolloldassmotherfuckersam.
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Quote Originally Posted by EndRiT View Post
Everyone shut the fuck up, especially you trolloldassmotherfuckersam.
NO U
#12 ·
Dead Bones Brook.. YOUR HOT!!
#14 ·
Quote Originally Posted by ~G36E~ View Post
Dead Bones Brook.. YOUR HOT!!
its a guy
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