So my ex-girlfriend is fucking retarded.
So my ex-girlfriend is fucking retarded.
I went to her house a week ago, we made out and "other things" then when I left in the morning, I felt hella sick and passed out in a park... I've been sick ever since then. Apparently mono is going around, so I asked (we are broken up at this point), 
did you give me mono bitch?
She was like
I don't think I have it, but I'll go to the doctors. Then when I'm asleep at around 3 am, she texts me saying 
I got blood-tested at the doctors and they found secondary (it got in her system via someone else's saliva or bodily fluids) traces of cocaine and weed in my system!! She then said the doctors are putting together a list of people that may have given it to her. I then proceeded to roast her a new asshole.
Why she is fucking retarded:
All in all, my Dad called her parents, roasted them a new asshole, said that she just wanted attention, and making those accusations was NOT the right way to try to get it. And my opinion of her is that she's a stupid fucking lying bitch.
@Saboteur
@x.navi.x
@iverson954360
You niggas gave me good advice.
did you give me mono bitch? She was like
I don't think I have it, but I'll go to the doctors. Then when I'm asleep at around 3 am, she texts me saying I got blood-tested at the doctors and they found secondary (it got in her system via someone else's saliva or bodily fluids) traces of cocaine and weed in my system!! She then said the doctors are putting together a list of people that may have given it to her. I then proceeded to roast her a new asshole.Why she is fucking retarded:
- It takes a few days, if not a week to get test results.
- Cocaine is not a secondhand drug, the only way to get it into your system is by yourself.
- Marijuana isn't a "secondhand" drug. She would've had to spend a huge amount of time in a hotbox area with me continually blowing smoke into her lungs if it were to showup on a drug test.
- There is no way to test if it's "secondhand" or not, either it's there or it isn't.
- The doctor's wouldn't put together a list of people that may have done it, that's not their job, it's illegal, and it's quite obvious it's something DOCTORS wouldn't do.
- She said she was getting drug tested because she was going on a tour out of the country for band. I laughed my ass off and said, hey bitch. That's next summer. You wouldn't be getting drug-tested NOW.
- She also said it was me giving them to her, I'm like bitch I don't do cocaine.
All in all, my Dad called her parents, roasted them a new asshole, said that she just wanted attention, and making those accusations was NOT the right way to try to get it. And my opinion of her is that she's a stupid fucking lying bitch.
@Saboteur
@x.navi.x
@iverson954360
You niggas gave me good advice.
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