The fuck you doing on a bridge anyway?
So, 'sup?
I'm bored as fuck and wanna talk about something crazy before I do something crazy...
What's your most favourite and most memorable sexual experience?
My most memorable would be falling off a bridge just as I was about to finish off.
The fuck you doing on a bridge anyway?
It's hard to explain but basically I was having sex with my girlfriend and I fell off. She tried to grab me but she fell off too.
well i was masturbating to that thought image until i realized i was in public..does that count?
Obscene (05-21-2012)
Does sex with my left hand count?
My my hand got tired.
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Tentacles. Bitches love tentacles.
None, always in a bad mood after sex. It's hot, sweaty, bitter, sleepy... and I just wanna take a bath/
I want sex
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
-- Chris Rock