Human Activity Log

I just smoked some shrooms.
Not very much. Im just a little buzzed.
BUT
I just thought about.
What if somehow, there was a human activity log?
Just for 1 person.
On everything that person does.
EFERYTHING

For example ( Later on in life )

Subject
John Doe

<1.56am> Blinks
<1.56am> Inhales
<1.56am> Moves head slightly right
<1.56am> Blinks
<1.56am> Inhales
<1.56am> Moves forarm muscle.

Just the smallest details on what we do.
This links to the aliens and our creation.

My personal belief is that the "god" of humanity, was aliens.
Therefore they document each activity a single human does. They can study these activities, eventually averaging out what the normal human does.
They then lay a steriotype down and start eating it with a fork. But the only thing the aliens dont hear is the farts comming from out noses.

So the sasquatch has no control over your mind, it is just the image from the frekle on your face that hits you in the teeth while the donkey rapes you.

Just think about for a second. The aliens must have a direction to us and they have to know about us.
Do you really believe that the earth was created by one bang, Given us life, having our chimpanzees, humping the rain?

Just think about it.