[GH]Accept (01-02-2013)
First 30 minutes 9/10.
Halfway through 7/10.
Final opinion [4/10.]
-Below average platforming mixed with below average combat.
Darksiders2 is an action game. With platforming, boss battles, and story that is a little bit predictable. So lets get down to it.
First off, a little recap in the first one: You played war, you beat the shit out of satan, and now your four horsemen brothers joined you.
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That sounds like a great start huh? Joining in the fight against satan/god himself? OH WAIT THIS IS A PREQUEL.....*rewinding noise*
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Darksiders 2, sets well before the first game, is what you'd call a bit of an obvious conclusion. If you played DS1, you know whats going to happen by the end of this game.
Alrighty lets get on to the scales:
Story:
Shit.
Example: Blah blah blah blah, fetch quest, blah blah blah blah, corruption, blah blah blah blah new platforming item. Blah blah blah Entirely too easy/small boss battle. blah blah blah blah REPEAT TILL THE END
-DS2 is not the least bit fun storywise. You fetch an item, so and so unlocks a door, you move on. In one part i had to find 3 Dead lords, who would serve the king, and then the king just killed them. I was a bit mad to realize the game just trolled me, which it should never do with this bullshit fetch quest into a dungeon of puzzles. I cannot explain how fucking annoying it is to have "fetch so and so's fucking crystal" played a hundred times. This game has more fetch quest than i've ever done in WoW. What surprised me is that there was no arena in this game.
Gameplay:
Slightly less shit, but still shit.
Combat is fun, exciting, and shit gets clusterfucked every which way. But thats about 1/3 of the gameplay. The other 2/3 will have you.
A) Walking to the next place.
B) Figuring out the puzzles to the next walk, to get the the next puzzle.
90% of your time will be spent doing the puzzles, the other 10% will be short, fun combat. Which would be cool if i was playing proffesor fucking layton, but i'm not. I'm playing DEATH, motherfucking badass DEATH, and I spend 90% of my time fetching stones and shit for some godawful story of fighting pollution.
In short: the combat is fun, but the puzzles are so numerous and just tedious to keep on doing it doesn't make up for it.
Graphics:
OK, but loading every other door is a pain in the ass.(considering there is somewhere between 20-50 doors in every fucking place you walk into).
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Rant:
Darksiders has a good combat system, a good item system, and a (could be) decent story.
Why oh why does this game suck soooooooooooooooooo much dick?
Because its developers are fucking morons. What comes to mind when you mention DEATH, a member of the four horsemen? If its platforming and puzzles go kill yourself. Combat, hundreds of enemies dead, skills involving the dead, any of that would do. What i got was a game with more bullshit platforming than mario.
Hey you got the crystal!? Oh sweet now go to the next area and fetch more bullshit. AHAHAHA each 1/3 of the dungeon requires 3-4 seperate puzzles. AHAHAH.
This game is shit, nuff said.
Last edited by Empire; 08-18-2012 at 03:58 AM.
[GH]Accept (01-02-2013)
I just saw the trailer in tv 5 min ago.
Wellp i got through the crucible.
:/ Entire thing is just upping up the scale of enemies blizzard style(i.e wave 40 = 100% more health/dmg than wave 20).
I would say the crucible has a redeeming quality.....but since the combat isn't actually solid, its pretty much 50/50 on the later levels.
(especially when you get enemies with a shitload of hp and aoe. Then add like 5 of them in a group all attacking at random/running away from you. Yeah, it gets to be just stupid.).
I'm fine with "smart" ai, but having so much clusterfuck on screen as is, adding a "all enemies you target run away" to the game, is just fucking stupid.
Yeah might have to agree with you. Death is a quick character, and I found it frustratingly tedious having to solve puzzles and just running around in the same old room looking for a key or an item. Overall though, I still had fun playing.
This is no place for a horse!
I like the idea with a callable horse and shit, played 10 minutes (cracked) and didn't like the gameplay itself.
But i kinda liked the functions you got.
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I have friends who played this, and they think the game is 'AWESOME' only cuz the graphics are good -.-
The graphics are decent, not really an improvement over any other brawler/action game. If you play on the console it has to load a lot and that is an incredible drawback with the amount of doors and levels, and such.
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I'd only recommend this game if you never played God of War or Devil May Cry.
Its not really my type,
Im more into a sorta, Do what you want game, not "DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE" sorta game