Facing the death

[YellowFever]

It's weird because 60% of people who got infected by the virus are dead

101% of statistics are made up.

[OSF]

101% of statistics are made up.

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[shefoalaao]

No i haven't

[Tall kiwi]

Isn't H1N1 the common flu?

Correct me if wrong

[YellowFever]

Isn't H1N1 the common flu?

Correct me if wrong

Swine flu. Not even common anymore

[Tall kiwi]

Swine flu. Not even common anymore

Freaking Japs causing an epidemic and scaring everyone...

[ZeroTroubles]

Didn't face a shit yet

You have never took a dump?

[radnomguywfq3]

Prolly when I was on a playland ride and thought I was going to go shooting off of it when it spinned (I was just being paranoid, it was perfectly safe.)

Yeap, I've never had a near-death experience. Also, I don't believe death is a 'he' anymore than the wind is.

[A$IAN]

It's weird because 60% of people who got infected by the virus are dead

Still the same as a normal flue. It justs spreads faster. I got it as well.

[Canadian]

I was on a tall abandoned building smoking weed , and we were on the roof and after we finished the burn we chilled up there for a bit, eventually somebody told us from the ground that they called the cops on us. So we started running down the long flight of stairs, and it's those stairs that are like against the wall and go down in a circle except these ones had no railing and it was just a drop in the middle of the flights of stairs, we were all running when my friend accidentally pushed me and I probably would've died, especially when smoking weed your reactions are slown down a shitload. Luckily when I fell I grabbed a part of the roof thing and just saved my life.
That's about it, couple times almost getting hit by a bus tho.

[radnomguywfq3]

I was on a tall abandoned building smoking weed , and we were on the roof and after we finished the burn we chilled up there for a bit, eventually somebody told us from the ground that they called the cops on us. So we started running down the long flight of stairs, and it's those stairs that are like against the wall and go down in a circle except these ones had no railing and it was just a drop in the middle of the flights of stairs, we were all running when my friend accidentally pushed me and I probably would've died, especially when smoking weed your reactions are slown down a shitload. Luckily when I fell I grabbed a part of the roof thing and just saved my life.
That's about it, couple times almost getting hit by a bus tho.

Dayum niggah. You a lucky mother fucker.

[Canadian]

Dayum niggah. You a lucky mother fucker.

Yea, especially with the buses.
I'm the type of idiot who just crosses the road without looking even when a giant fucking bus is coming down the road, good things my friends don't hate me or they would've let me get hit

[REAP]

When I took a shit and it ruptured my arse. Blood was spurting everywhere, you would have thought the piece of shit had spikes. Taking my last few breathes, there he was, standing before me. Death himself. Then I woke up and proceeded to evaluated my life, coming to the conclusion that I should cut down on the amount of heroin I take daily.

Damn i about died of laughter while reading this.

OT:um i have been 5 car wrecks 3 were actually serious i guess that's the closest i have come to it.