MPGH for dummies.

[ohgodlolha]

Give the cocks a break, they wouldn't enjoy being inside of his mouth

OHHHHHH SSSNNAAPPP!!!

[Low Tide]

Go suck some cocks.

No thanks. I heard that you were the boy to learn from.

[Spaghetti Master]

No thanks. I heard that you were the boy to learn from.

You should stop telling yourself things then.

[Low Tide]

You should stop telling yourself things then.

No, Jorndel said you were the man to learn from if I were ever to do it.
[6/29/2013 9:24:54 PM] Jørn (Jorndel): Since you're a CS, if you ever need help on learning to suck cock, learn from Jesus. He does this thing that will make you fell like you're in heaven. :P
-Don't tell him I've told you

[Spaghetti Master]

No, Jorndel said you were the man to learn from if I were ever to do it.
[6/29/2013 9:24:54 PM] Jørn (Jorndel): Since you're a CS, if you ever need help on learning to suck cock, learn from Jesus. He does this thing that will make you fell like you're in heaven. :P
-Don't tell him I've told you

Totally not fake or anything.

[dnj$nda94manbdw]

lol Bro I had a book c++for dummies is looks the same design!

Introduction
This is a simple guide I felt I needed to put together to help the new-comers to MPGH who still do retarded shit.
NOTICE: If you feel I missed something, just tell me.
EXTRA NOTICE: If I helped you at all make sure to press the thanks button.

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Post/thank bans
When a user on MPGH reaches a certain amount of posts or thanks, they get banned.
The ban lasts for a day, but CS^[1] get banned for multiple days.
The amount of posts or thanks for each ban is the following.
1,337 posts/thanks
2,000 posts/thanks
3,000 posts/thanks
4,000 posts/thanks
5,000 posts/thanks
And so on. They continue in an interval of 1,000.
There is also a ban at 13,337 posts/thanks.
The reason people get banned is that it is a MPGH tradition.
The original reason is because if you reach these it is thought a ban will get you to go outside.
NOTICE: If you do not make a thread about reaching one of the amounts of posts/thanks, you will not get banned.

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General help

• Read the stickies in every section. They will give you information/help regarding to said section.
• Use common sense.
• IF you see a bunch of different "forces" like Sumo Force, just ignore it. It's a bunch of people joining a group just to not feel left out.
• Don't be an asshole to people, be nice and contribute. If you are an asshole, just expect to get CS.
• Don't only post in general. This is a forum for game hacking, not a blog.
• Don't post QFT^[2], if you agree with what someone says use the rep and/or thanks button.
• Don't hijack/derail peoples threads. I seem to see this everywhere I go.
• If someone helped you out, use the thanks and/or rep button.
• If you want to talk about what music you are listening to or what anime you are watching don't post it in general. We have sections for almost everything.
• If you don't want to look like a moron, I suggest using proper grammar and spelling.
• If you have an image you want to show people, don't upload it as an attachment. Upload it to imgur then post that.
• CS is forced to have a capital letter for each word, so don't tell a CS he writes like a retard.
• If you are going to be an asshole to someone, choose your battles. If it is someone respected don't attempt to have a "my internet dick is bigger!" contest.
• If you want to make your avatar or profile picture look sexy then follow these tips.

1. Go to a nice image host, such as deviant art.
2. Search for what you like, so if you like robots search robots.
3. Look for the picture that fits the dimensions of your profile picture or avatar the closest.
4. Resize that image to the dimensions to avoid resizing by MPGH. (a good resizer can be found here)
5. Upload the resized image and bask in the beauty.

• After you make a post you can't edit it after 24 hours, so don't expect to be constantly updating a thread unless you are staff.
• You can set your background on your profile picture as an image, if you set the text box to this "url(https://i.imgur.com/TU4JLaQ.jpg)" but replace the image link with your image, and don't put the quotes.
• Nobody is an oldphag or a newphag, you're all just members of MPGH.
• Don't reply to advertisements and don't reply to a bump on a thread that is super old.
• There is a member level 2+ section, and it is filled with premium porn accounts and spam.

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Helpful links

• https://www.mpgh.net/forum/2-general/...ieve-them.html This thread will tell you all about every rank and how to achieve them.
• https://www.mpgh.net/forum/2-general/...s-conduct.html This is the rules of conduct, they are out of date but I still love them.
• MPGH - MultiPlayer Game Hacking & Cheats Rules This is the rules, if you are unsure about something check the rules then ask a staff member.
• Game Hacking Wiki This is the wiki, if you want to be editor check this out.
• Urban Dictionary, June 30: Nuts to Butts Go here if you are unsure what something means.
• Google Use this for almost anything.
• https://www.mpgh.net/forum/2-general/...on-thread.html Go here to donate.

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Terminology

• CS stands for Cock Sucker, it is a rank.
• QFT stands for quoted for truth, don't do it.
• MPGH stands for Multi-player Game Hacking.
• HA stands for Head Admin.
• FS stands for Former Staff.
• TM stands for Trusted Member.
• SP stands for Superuser (or Super Penis)

(I can't think of much right now, tell me if you think of some.)

[Deflorate.]

Even though most of it is somewhat reworded, it's still a nice thread.

Also:

New to MPGH? Don't expect to be treated like everyone else. You won't be taken seriously/given a chance until getting to be known.

Don't start posting like an asshat right away. No one will like you.

Someone else irritating you? Look at their join date, posts, rep, titles and thanks. Look like someone respected? Leave them be. (Unless you'd like to get sat down by a bunch of internet badasses.)

Don't start useless threads all over the place in general. Noone wants to have a bunch of your bullshit cluttered up in one forum. At least spread that dumb shit around.


@Spaghetti Master

[Spaghetti Master]

Even though most of it is somewhat reworded, it's still a nice thread.

Also:

New to MPGH? Don't expect to be treated like everyone else. You won't be taken seriously/given a chance until getting to be known.

Don't start posting like an asshat right away. No one will like you.

Someone else irritating you? Look at their join date, posts, rep, titles and thanks. Look like someone respected? Leave them be. (Unless you'd like to get sat down by a bunch of internet badasses.)

Don't start useless threads all over the place in general. Noone wants to have a bunch of your bullshit cluttered up in one forum. At least spread that dumb shit around.


@Spaghetti Master

Thanks, I added the first one.
I felt that the other ones were already summed up though.

[Deflorate.]

Thanks, I added the first one.
I felt that the other ones were already summed up though.

Meh, whatever.

Was basically me just re-wording some things you said to make them better imo.

[Spaghetti Master]

Meh, whatever.

Was basically me just re-wording some things you said to make them better imo.

I know, but I just didn't want to clutter it up with the same thing worded differently.

[Deflorate.]

I know, but I just didn't want to clutter it up with the same thing worded differently.

They were meant for you to replace the things you currently had on there.

Sorry for not being clear about that.

[Hydrogen]

I am well aware

what did you use to make the dummies book cover?

[Spaghetti Master]

They were meant for you to replace the things you currently had on there.

Sorry for not being clear about that.

I was aware, but you said the same thing almost three times.
That's what I was referring to.

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what did you use to make the dummies book cover?

Dummies Book Cover Generator/Maker 2013

[Deflorate.]

I was aware, but you said the same thing almost three times.
That's what I was referring to.

I was just giving you options.

(Now I'm just making shit up to defend my post.)

[Exotiic.]

This is looking good!