MPGH Chat Quotes

[Danny]

Good meme, my meme tho

I think we all know you stole it from me

[Depressed]

[2:32:32 AM] [MPGH]solvi: i just took a piss sitting down
[2:32:46 AM] [MPGH]solvi: piss went on my t-shirt
[2:32:47 AM] [MPGH]solvi: thanks joe
[2:32:49 AM] [MPGH]Joe: wtf
[2:32:54 AM] [MPGH]Joe: how bent is ur cock
[2:32:59 AM] [MPGH]solvi: bro
[2:33:01 AM] [MPGH]solvi: if my dick
[2:33:04 AM] [MPGH]solvi: is near the toilet
[2:33:08 AM] [MPGH]solvi: and force goes on there
[2:33:12 AM] [MPGH]solvi: it splashes back
[2:33:12 AM] [MPGH]Joe: sit further back
[2:33:15 AM] [MPGH]solvi: ???
[2:33:16 AM] [MPGH]solvi: wdym
[2:33:22 AM] [MPGH]Joe: sit further back on toilet
[2:33:28 AM] [MPGH]solvi: i was way back
[2:33:30 AM] [MPGH]solvi: im not retarded
[2:33:30 AM] [MPGH]Joe: rather than bum resting in hole
[2:33:35 AM] [MPGH]Joe: o.o
[2:33:35 AM] HomeScillet: ever tried peeing with a boner
[2:33:37 AM] HomeScillet: shit's difficult
[2:33:38 AM] [MPGH]Joe: yes
[2:33:40 AM] [MPGH]solvi: it is
[2:33:40 AM] [MPGH]Joe: terrible shit
[2:33:45 AM] HomeScillet: gotta fucking squat down
[2:33:45 AM] [MPGH]solvi: not hard tho
[2:33:49 AM] [MPGH]solvi: no
[2:33:52 AM] [MPGH]solvi: u just aim it down??
[2:33:57 AM] [MPGH]Joe: no cause
[2:33:57 AM] [MPGH]Ahlwong: tf
[2:33:58 AM] [MPGH]Joe: doublestream
[2:34:01 AM] HomeScillet: bro with
[2:34:02 AM] HomeScillet: aim down?
[2:34:05 AM] HomeScillet: my shit is rock hard
[2:34:08 AM] HomeScillet: I can't aim down
[2:34:10 AM] [MPGH]Joe: lmao
[2:34:11 AM] [MPGH]solvi: its not like your penis goes up
[2:34:14 AM] [MPGH]solvi: it hangs down
[2:34:15 AM] [MPGH]Joe: wut
[2:34:17 AM] HomeScillet: what
[2:34:20 AM] [MPGH]Joe: LOL
@Joe @solvi @arunforce @Ahlwong @HomeScillet

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[2:34:20 AM] [MPGH]Joe: LOL
[2:34:24 AM] HomeScillet: bro
[2:34:26 AM] HomeScillet: u flaccid?
[2:34:29 AM] [MPGH]solvi: no
[2:34:38 AM] [MPGH]solvi: im just saying that your dick goes down
[2:34:40 AM] [MPGH]solvi: boner = its heavier
[2:34:51 AM] HomeScillet: have..
[2:34:55 AM] HomeScillet: have you gotten a boner
[2:34:59 AM] [MPGH]solvi: ???
[2:35:02 AM] [MPGH]solvi: wdym asian
[2:35:05 AM] HomeScillet: LMFAO
[2:35:20 AM] HomeScillet: fuck you mean a boner goes down
[2:35:30 AM] HomeScillet: it goes up/straight ahead lmao
[2:35:32 AM] [MPGH]solvi: just look at any porn video
[2:35:42 AM] [MPGH]solvi: maybe it depends on the girth or whatever
[2:35:48 AM] HomeScillet: my dude
[2:35:57 AM] HomeScillet: a rock fucking hard boner
[2:36:00 AM] HomeScillet: does not flop down
[2:36:02 AM] [MPGH]solvi: ??
[2:36:03 AM] HomeScillet: towards the ground
[2:36:05 AM] [MPGH]solvi: no
[2:36:06 AM] [MPGH]solvi: it bends
[2:36:10 AM] [MPGH]solvi: to the left or right
[2:36:24 AM] HomeScillet: or straight my man
[2:36:28 AM] HomeScillet: not just down
[2:36:29 AM] [MPGH]solvi: no
[2:36:34 AM] HomeScillet: ????????????????????????
[2:36:36 AM] [MPGH]solvi: if your dick hangs down it will go left or right

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[2:36:29 AM] [MPGH]solvi: no
[2:36:34 AM] HomeScillet: ????????????????????????
[2:36:36 AM] [MPGH]solvi: if your dick hangs down it will go left or right
[2:36:48 AM] [MPGH]solvi: kk not my fault asians have small dicks
[2:36:57 AM] HomeScillet: LMFAO
[2:37:06 AM] HomeScillet: idk why you're so convinced I'm asian
[2:37:06 AM] [MPGH]Joe: dude
[2:37:07 AM] [MPGH]Joe: wtf
[2:37:10 AM] [MPGH]solvi: omg
[2:37:12 AM] [MPGH]solvi: you sound asian
[2:37:15 AM] [MPGH]solvi: and youre a nurse
[2:37:16 AM] [MPGH]Joe: solvi i just think
[2:37:18 AM] [MPGH]Joe: ur special
[2:37:21 AM] HomeScillet: I need to make a diagram for you nigga
[2:37:25 AM] [MPGH]solvi: kk
[2:37:27 AM] HomeScillet: bc I'm a male nurse
[2:37:29 AM] [MPGH]solvi: imma find a male porn star
[2:37:30 AM] HomeScillet: I'm asian
[2:37:30 AM] [MPGH]solvi: with a hard on
[2:37:31 AM] HomeScillet: fuck
[2:37:39 AM] HomeScillet: yo wait
[2:37:42 AM] HomeScillet: lets do a draw me
[2:37:46 AM] HomeScillet: or whatever that game shit is

[Danny]

[2:34:38 AM] [MPGH]solvi: im just saying that your dick goes down
[2:34:40 AM] [MPGH]solvi: boner = its heavier

Simply this makes my day.

[Solvi]

[B]

[FONT="Century Gothic"][COLOR="Green"][SIZE="2"][B][FONT="Century Gothic"][COLOR="Green"][SIZE="2"][2:32:32 AM] [MPGH]solvi: i just took a piss sitting down
[2:32:46 AM] [MPGH]solvi: piss went on my t-shirt

bro i literally googled it

[Hector]

[2:32:32 AM] [MPGH]solvi: i just took a piss sitting down
[2:32:46 AM] [MPGH]solvi: piss went on my t-shirt
[2:32:47 AM] [MPGH]solvi: thanks joe
[2:32:49 AM] [MPGH]Joe: wtf
[2:32:54 AM] [MPGH]Joe: how bent is ur cock
[2:32:59 AM] [MPGH]solvi: bro
[2:33:01 AM] [MPGH]solvi: if my dick
[2:33:04 AM] [MPGH]solvi: is near the toilet
[2:33:08 AM] [MPGH]solvi: and force goes on there
[2:33:12 AM] [MPGH]solvi: it splashes back
[2:33:12 AM] [MPGH]Joe: sit further back
[2:33:15 AM] [MPGH]solvi: ???
[2:33:16 AM] [MPGH]solvi: wdym
[2:33:22 AM] [MPGH]Joe: sit further back on toilet
[2:33:28 AM] [MPGH]solvi: i was way back
[2:33:30 AM] [MPGH]solvi: im not retarded
[2:33:30 AM] [MPGH]Joe: rather than bum resting in hole
[2:33:35 AM] [MPGH]Joe: o.o
[2:33:35 AM] HomeScillet: ever tried peeing with a boner
[2:33:37 AM] HomeScillet: shit's difficult
[2:33:38 AM] [MPGH]Joe: yes
[2:33:40 AM] [MPGH]solvi: it is
[2:33:40 AM] [MPGH]Joe: terrible shit
[2:33:45 AM] HomeScillet: gotta fucking squat down
[2:33:45 AM] [MPGH]solvi: not hard tho
[2:33:49 AM] [MPGH]solvi: no
[2:33:52 AM] [MPGH]solvi: u just aim it down??
[2:33:57 AM] [MPGH]Joe: no cause
[2:33:57 AM] [MPGH]Ahlwong: tf
[2:33:58 AM] [MPGH]Joe: doublestream
[2:34:01 AM] HomeScillet: bro with
[2:34:02 AM] HomeScillet: aim down?
[2:34:05 AM] HomeScillet: my shit is rock hard
[2:34:08 AM] HomeScillet: I can't aim down
[2:34:10 AM] [MPGH]Joe: lmao
[2:34:11 AM] [MPGH]solvi: its not like your penis goes up
[2:34:14 AM] [MPGH]solvi: it hangs down
[2:34:15 AM] [MPGH]Joe: wut
[2:34:17 AM] HomeScillet: what
[2:34:20 AM] [MPGH]Joe: LOL
@Joe @solvi @arunforce @Ahlwong @HomeScillet

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[2:34:20 AM] [MPGH]Joe: LOL
[2:34:24 AM] HomeScillet: bro
[2:34:26 AM] HomeScillet: u flaccid?
[2:34:29 AM] [MPGH]solvi: no
[2:34:38 AM] [MPGH]solvi: im just saying that your dick goes down
[2:34:40 AM] [MPGH]solvi: boner = its heavier
[2:34:51 AM] HomeScillet: have..
[2:34:55 AM] HomeScillet: have you gotten a boner
[2:34:59 AM] [MPGH]solvi: ???
[2:35:02 AM] [MPGH]solvi: wdym asian
[2:35:05 AM] HomeScillet: LMFAO
[2:35:20 AM] HomeScillet: fuck you mean a boner goes down
[2:35:30 AM] HomeScillet: it goes up/straight ahead lmao
[2:35:32 AM] [MPGH]solvi: just look at any porn video
[2:35:42 AM] [MPGH]solvi: maybe it depends on the girth or whatever
[2:35:48 AM] HomeScillet: my dude
[2:35:57 AM] HomeScillet: a rock fucking hard boner
[2:36:00 AM] HomeScillet: does not flop down
[2:36:02 AM] [MPGH]solvi: ??
[2:36:03 AM] HomeScillet: towards the ground
[2:36:05 AM] [MPGH]solvi: no
[2:36:06 AM] [MPGH]solvi: it bends
[2:36:10 AM] [MPGH]solvi: to the left or right
[2:36:24 AM] HomeScillet: or straight my man
[2:36:28 AM] HomeScillet: not just down
[2:36:29 AM] [MPGH]solvi: no
[2:36:34 AM] HomeScillet: ????????????????????????
[2:36:36 AM] [MPGH]solvi: if your dick hangs down it will go left or right

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[2:36:29 AM] [MPGH]solvi: no
[2:36:34 AM] HomeScillet: ????????????????????????
[2:36:36 AM] [MPGH]solvi: if your dick hangs down it will go left or right
[2:36:48 AM] [MPGH]solvi: kk not my fault asians have small dicks
[2:36:57 AM] HomeScillet: LMFAO
[2:37:06 AM] HomeScillet: idk why you're so convinced I'm asian
[2:37:06 AM] [MPGH]Joe: dude
[2:37:07 AM] [MPGH]Joe: wtf
[2:37:10 AM] [MPGH]solvi: omg
[2:37:12 AM] [MPGH]solvi: you sound asian
[2:37:15 AM] [MPGH]solvi: and youre a nurse
[2:37:16 AM] [MPGH]Joe: solvi i just think
[2:37:18 AM] [MPGH]Joe: ur special
[2:37:21 AM] HomeScillet: I need to make a diagram for you nigga
[2:37:25 AM] [MPGH]solvi: kk
[2:37:27 AM] HomeScillet: bc I'm a male nurse
[2:37:29 AM] [MPGH]solvi: imma find a male porn star
[2:37:30 AM] HomeScillet: I'm asian
[2:37:30 AM] [MPGH]solvi: with a hard on
[2:37:31 AM] HomeScillet: fuck
[2:37:39 AM] HomeScillet: yo wait
[2:37:42 AM] HomeScillet: lets do a draw me
[2:37:46 AM] HomeScillet: or whatever that game shit is

@solvi this why you should use Indian toilet

[Depressed]

[12:38:52 AM] [MPGH]Joe: home
[12:38:54 AM] [MPGH]Joe: ur gonna like this
[12:38:55 AM] [MPGH]Joe: 2 secs
[12:39:34 AM] rehan_EVO: now job?
[12:39:38 AM] rehan_EVO: blow job?*
[12:39:42 AM] [MPGH]Joe: better
@Joe

[Hector]

[12:56:44 AM] Connecting: well no shit homo
[12:56:45 AM] Connecting: im cs
[12:56:46 AM] paras0210: Whats wrong in being a gay pal?

[[MPGH]Killian]

The best day in IM.
@Hero @Dave84311 @Joe

[[MPGH]Hero]

fuck joe that piece of shit

[Danny]

fuck joe that piece of shit

[[MPGH]Killian]

[[MPGH]Ahl]

[11:42:22 AM] [MPGH]Joe: https://gyazo.com/4076e0cae8e6676df9a9f56b3db6fbc3
[11:43:02 AM] [MPGH]Joe: its a pic of my cock
[11:43:03 AM] [MPGH]Joe: dont click

@Joe @damaunban

[Gaydow]

[5:25:21 AM] angel_01as: hola
[5:25:24 AM] Shadow: espanoal
[5:25:27 AM] Shadow: puta mierda?>
[5:25:43 AM] Shadow: tf u think this is nigga
[5:25:45 AM] angel_01as: donde se encuentra la version 3.32 del skush??
[5:25:46 AM] Shadow: dora the explorer?
[5:26:00 AM] Shadow: hop back in ur backpack and pull out a dictionary bitch
[5:26:07 AM] angel_01as: lol
[5:26:16 AM] angel_01as: alguien tiene el skush??

[Dama]

"Fuck Joe"

[Gaydow]

Today's highlights

[10:48:58 PM] [MPGH]solvi: i was eating out a bitch once
[10:49:09 PM] [MPGH]solvi: and a ball of puss got into my mouth

[10:50:30 PM] [MPGH]Dave84311: im down to eat dog
[10:50:34 PM] [MPGH]Dave84311: so im down to eat ass

[10:53:17 PM] [MPGH]solvi: DAVE HAS A MAN BUN
[10:53:20 PM] [MPGH]solvi: I REMEMBERED
[10:53:24 PM] [MPGH]Dave84311: ya i do
[10:53:27 PM] [MPGH]Dave84311: i got long hair now
[10:53:33 PM] Shadow: females grab dave's manbun while intercourse

[10:56:51 PM] Shadow: i shaved my ass yesterday
[10:56:53 PM] Shadow: for the first time
[10:56:55 PM] [MPGH]solvi: tell some nasty sex stories
[10:56:59 PM] [MPGH]Dave84311: hey solvi go poop in my stadium
[10:57:00 PM] Shadow: took forever

@solvi @Dave84311