No Fap Contest

[shoracko]

It doesn't start for another couple of days. And only 1 minute?!

don't judge me and I started early, I have no willpower...

[Aborted]

Believe it or not, I haven't jerked it for at least 2 weeks. Shit should be easy on this slide.

[Grizzly]

Alright, gonna give this a go..

[*KFC*]

Count me in, As It's my New Year Resolution this time

[xXwhitepandaXx]

LET ME IN!

[Conjuring]

Just did mine a few hours ago. Does that count? If not, I'm in.

[*KFC*]

I'm eliminated....

[[SMA] Paradise`]

I don't just fap I ejaculate and make the girls cum swamp.

[-Madara_Uchihã-]

I would participate if the "If you have sex you're eliminated" rule wasn't there. My GF wouldn't understand that I deny her to fuck because of a game on MPGH.

[Gio]

Fail on the first day

[ThePixelJunk]

I'm in.
Been trying to stop for a while now.

[[MPGH]Thunder]

I found this on a different forum I frequently visit, so I thought I'd bring it here.

Welcome to the Zero Tolerance Masturbation Thread. In other words, MPGH YOU FAP YOU LOSE. The game will officially begin on 1/1/13 EST. You now have until new year to get all the fapping and lust out of your system. Here are the guidelines you need to follow.


Guidelines/Rules:

~In order to sign up, merely post in this thread that you want in.

~You fap, you're out. You must announce to the thread you fapped.

~If you have sex of any sort you are out. That also includes fisting, blowjobs, anal, bondage, guro fetish, or any kind of sick nasty shit people come up with to get yourselves off. You must come into the thread and EXPLAIN to us why you lost. Any wet dreams do not count.

~Do not lie. If by some freak chance you are found out you lied you will be immediately disqualified and made fun of for having any sort of pleasure done unto your bodies whilst we continue to deprave ourselves.

~The game last until one person remains.

~IF YOU GET THE "BIG O" YOU LOSE

~You must stop in and notify us in the thread of your status at least once a week. If you do not post in the thread at least once per week you will be disqualified. This is so eventually the people who are lying forget and disqualify themselves.

You have until 12/31/13 to sign up!

Active Participants

 

AqworldThunder

Eliminated

 

Achievements

 

First one out
why did you sign up in the first place?

Fail on the first day
You don't get any reward, just the satisfaction of instant failure
Losers:

Last a month
For the most miserable of the miserable
winners:

I like my girls like I like my coffee, with my dick in it
Awarded for those who get out by having sex, with a woman, man, tranny, or coffee
Winners:

You disgust me
Fap to the most disgusting possible thing you can find
Winners:

The irresistible bod
Lost to temptation thanks to this slexy bod
Winners:

The ultimate loser
Win the game

yup, sign me up though

[SjoerdIsNotBanned]

~If you have sex of any sort you are out.

what is this some kind of gay contest?

>girl is in ur bed
>wants to fuck
>'no sry im playing a game'

[1990nick]

i will lose on 1/1/13.

[HeroicXPharaoh]

I am in :P .