You'll pay for that one, knave.
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You'll pay for that one, knave.
Muahaha I Think Not Sir
I Bite My Thumb To You Sir
Dave, Fetch me my Longsword, Ho!
sir! i think not! a meer sword canot stop ME
What about a +20 sword with a +5 Shirt of Smighting?
that is no match for my +7 underwear of blade deflection and crotch safety(+60 to blade deflection in the crotch area)
Touche, mr kvmn8. But, i must say, i have a +3.141592654 Boot-Knife.
THATS NO MATCH FOR MY +84 KITCHEN KNIVES (+16 to stabbyness and + 53 to owwies)
You seem to be forgetting about my +69 Sharpened Hampster.
no hampster is a match for my +13 bunsen burner of fire (+10 to scorch marks and +3 to useless smoke)
well I happen to have a +15 Teflon-Coated Rabid Meercat.
It has a +4 Scortch defense.
What say you?
i will counter with my +5 bugbear falcon (+100 to meercat eating) THIS will enable me to eat your pesky meercat.