Chuck Norris Facts
1. Jesus Christ can Walk on water but chuck Norris can Swim on land
2. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99cents every time he listens to music
4. Chuck Norris can mix Oil and Water together
5.If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5 Chuck Norris has more money than you
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If John and Kate got a divorce, and Kate got the kids, who would win overall?
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