You: [WARNING: Omegle™ Is Required Under United States Federal Law To Inform You That The IP Of The Person Whom You Are Chatting With Is Linked To A Registered Sex Offender. Omegle™ Encourages You To Consider This When Giving Out Personal Information. The Stranger Can Not See This Message.]
You: Hey
Stranger: hey
You: asl ?
Stranger: 14 m usa
You: Wow .. young
You: Where in the US?
Stranger: texas
You: O_O
I'm from Texas too
You: where in Texax?
You: Texas*
Stranger: a little north of austin
You: wow .. you live close to me
You: what's your address .. ?
You: I can be your best friend
Stranger: well how old are you? just curious
You: well ..
I'm not youg
You: young*
Stranger: that's okay.
You: I'm almost turning 37
Stranger: well happy birthday whenever your birthday is
You: thanks
You: It's in a few days
Stranger: that's exciting
You: You could come over to my house .. alone
You: We could have a lot of fun
Stranger: what would we do?
You: We could play with toys and ropes
Stranger: what do you mean toys and ropes?
You: Oh you know ..
You: It'll be a surprise ;D
You: I also have lots of Candy
Stranger: hmm i'm not exactly sure what you're talking about but haha
Stranger: i love candy
You: good good ..
You: what's your favorite?
Stranger: i don't know. i love sour gummi worms i guess
You: I'll order a few boxes ..
Stranger: oh you don't have to do that
You: No, I insist
Stranger: haha fine
You:
now just tell me your address so I could pick you up
Stranger: well i feel like this is moving kinda fast
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: like you picking me up
You: my birthday is in a few days
You: I could pick you up by tomorrow or day after that
Stranger: what would i tell my parents?
You: You're just going out on a trip with your new friend
You: I don't think your parents would mind since I'm old enough to protect you
Stranger: maybe
You: so .. what's your address?
Stranger: wait i have another question for you
You: sure
Stranger: well this is kinda embarrassing
You: its ok
Stranger: well. would we have... ummmm
Either this guy is way too stupid .. or he's on to me ..