You have questions?/I have answers?

[[MPGH]KING]

Why are the palms of the hand of a black person white?

There just paler, I can still see the black tint in them. I've compared to my white friends. Where all just shades of brown if you think about it.

Why does my school require me to use motherfucking MS Paint to "calculate" the equilibrium pH of a simple acid-base titration? 10 fucking times?

So they can grade you and see how well you do it./

Why do teachers force us to do homework, instead of just classwork

The more you practice, the better you get at everything. It the same reason why serious athletes have 2adays(practice twice in one day).

Why did i get banned ?

You broke a rule, and you had the misfortune to not get an possy infraction.
Keep the good work Liz

are you ever going to answer my question?

Eventually, when i look at my MPGH tab.

why doesn mpgh have this stupid infraction system`?

No clue, i think banning is allot better.

King why is my main @JussoFreshJr Banned?

Think there a section to ask that. PM/ANNOY any MOD+. They can look at the Mod log

How can I turn my dick into a big black dick like yours?

It's Impossible. Your stuck with what your born with.

How to get close to a girl without getting locked into the friend zone?

From the get go you should send little hints. Like idk, bump her with your but and be like, whats up. A hip Bump is 10 times better than a high five. Just send little signal of interest. After a couple of those, man up and ask her if she's has a boyfriend(something "just" a friend wouldn't ask), you should be able to tell if a girl likes you or not by then. If you still can't....pffft ask her friend if she has a boyfriend,or if she likes you. All girls are rats, her friend will soon tell her. Depending on how she treats should give a good indication if she likes you just like a friend, or she see's you as a potential friend friend.

But it will be much better to ask her yourself, that shows confidence. And are confident
Good luck

Tradition .

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[Elderfear]

1st day: Me liek girl, me act nice around girl.
2nd day: Me no liek girl so much anymore, girl lieks me and kisses me /fp
how do i get profit???

Excuse the incredibly bad english, i cant speak english ugh i mean write words from the english language. (lil-o-sarcasm)

[[MPGH]KING]

1st day: Me liek girl, me act nice around girl.
2nd day: Me no liek girl so much anymore, girl lieks me and kisses me /fp
how do i get profit???

Excuse the incredibly bad english, i cant speak english ugh i mean write words from the english language. (lil-o-sarcasm)

How do you like someone one day, and then not the next day.
You got some thinking to do.

You can only profit when it comes to money.

[J Miliam]

How do you like someone one day, and then not the next day.
You got some thinking to do.

You can only profit when it comes to money.

Or pussy.





Also, how do I get out of the habit of being shy as fuck

[Elderfear]

My brain = retarded. (Hear that brain? Your retarded)
Shes in the same class as me.. / naws and guess what, shes christian (no smex for a couple-o-years)

[KingDot]

Hey KING, is the GeForce GT 540M 2GB good

[[MPGH]KING]

Or pussy.





Also, how do I get out of the habit of being shy as fuck

Depends on what you want to do. I was shy as fuck to.
You need to find a friend your comfortable with to do things with.

Like if you see a girl you like, and you want to talk with her. You need to have a real friend and be like, hey i want to talk to her, come with me(he mite laugh but he should come with) But idk what scenario your in(school?playground?etc).

What I did is ask the girl for HW help. Since i naturally like nice girls, they always say hes. And I make it a little date. And if you do make it to the date/w/e make sure to compliment her on how smart she is, and lol, get side tracted on purpose and just have a mini topic ready. GET TO KNOW HER-LET HER TALK!

Did I answer the question?

My brain = retarded. (Hear that brain? Your retarded)
Shes in the same class as me.. / naws and guess what, shes christian (no smex for a couple-o-years)

Wait Do you like her or not. If you don't like her, just be a friend, tell her you don't like her like that.

If you do like her, then I don't see a problem.

Not every relationship has to involve sex. If you looking for a relationship just for sex...GTFO
That's what whore and hookers are for.

Hey KING, is the GeForce GT 540M 2GB good

Ask @arunforce
No Clue

[KingDot]

No Clue

You're suppose to have all the answers all mighty one

But okay. tyvm

[J Miliam]

Depends on what you want to do. I was shy as fuck to.
You need to find a friend your comfortable with to do things with.

Like if you see a girl you like, and you want to talk with her. You need to have a real friend and be like, hey i want to talk to her, come with me(he mite laugh but he should come with) But idk what scenario your in(school?playground?etc).

What I did is ask the girl for HW help. Since i naturally like nice girls, they always say hes. And I make it a little date. And if you do make it to the date/w/e make sure to compliment her on how smart she is, and lol, get side tracted on purpose and just have a mini topic ready. GET TO KNOW HER-LET HER TALK!

Did I answer the question?

I'm in high school. No playgrounds. Will do that homework thing though. I think I know the perfect girl .

[[MPGH]KING]

I'm in high school. No playgrounds. Will do that homework thing though. I think I know the perfect girl .

I've used that three times, It can't fail.

You're suppose to have all the answers all mighty one

But okay. tyvm

I have "answers". Not necessarily the correct ones either.
And I did"answer" your question did i not.
I did

[J Miliam]

King 4 GM .

[[MPGH]KING]

I'm in high school. No playgrounds. Will do that homework thing though. I think I know the perfect girl .

But since your shy, consider doing thing in groups. Like I go to a club(I go with five people) I go do anything involving meeting girls, i go with someone else. It relives the pressure and i'm just better without pressure.

[Nathan]

Like how old are you?

I'm 16.
But I actually can be serious, but only when it's really needed or I'm arround a girl I like. (Because girls don't usually like me not being serious)

And I also have ADHD. Well something similar.

@KING, I also have another problem, I hardly ever hear anything the first time. Even if I'm paying a lot of attention.

[[MPGH]KING]

I'm 16.
But I actually can be serious, but only when it's really needed or I'm arround a girl I like.

And I also have ADHD. Well something similar.

You shouldn't have to take anything serious but your school work really. Should auto correct once you get older/responsible.

[MellowHypeAlt]

I didn't break rules.
I'm a nice guy.