Got sick from a book /no joke

[Auxilium]

So i went to my nearest 本屋(Japanese book store) to get some books to read, because after all, reading makes you smarter.

So I pick out a few books (second hand becuase they are cheap )

So i ended up getting a few books for like only 500 yen, not even 6 dollars and I got 4 books, woohoo.

I get home, and about 20 minutes later I have the worst rumbles in my stomach, I run to the bathroom as a fountain of liquid shit pours out.

Sorry for such a gross description, but it's true. I felt terrible for the next hour. And I found the culprit too.

I don't know what, but there must have been some nasty ass germs on that book, because I didn't eat for a while, and if it was food it wouldn't be so sudden.

I have a feeling it was this son of a bitch

[[MPGH]Hugo Boss]

Oh, now I want to take a dump too.. NOT

[KidoThe]

I honestly swear to God this guy just raped me. D:

[iTzSeyeko™JR #1]

What the hell. Must be a curse or somethin'.

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I honestly swear to God this guy just raped me. D:

ｗｔｆ ？

[Aborted]

I don't know why, but I lol'd hard at this:

I have a feeling it was this son of a bitch

[Auxilium]

At least the book is really hooking and good, so it makes up for the disaster

[Deflorate.]

So i went to my nearest 本屋(Japanese book store) to get some books to read, because after all, reading makes you smarter.

So I pick out a few books (second hand becuase they are cheap )

So i ended up getting a few books for like only 500 yen, not even 6 dollars and I got 4 books, woohoo.

I get home, and about 20 minutes later I have the worst rumbles in my stomach, I run to the bathroom as a fountain of liquid shit pours out.

Sorry for such a gross description, but it's true. I felt terrible for the next hour. And I found the culprit too.

I don't know what, but there must have been some nasty ass germs on that book, because I didn't eat for a while, and if it was food it wouldn't be so sudden.

I have a feeling it was this son of a bitch

I can see your legs in that picture.

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I can see your legs in that picture.

yeah i was sitting with my knees up

[Deflorate.]

So sexy.

/msgtooshort.

[Mr.Seyeko]

.

[Tide]

Are you naked in a chair with a computer infront of you? Nothin...

[MiHawK-]

eat dead rats for breakfast?

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Are you naked in a chair with a computer infront of you? Nothin...

I'm wearing short pants and when my knees are up the go down a little.

In that picture it showed like only 3 centimeters starting from my knee, so no i am not naked

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eat dead rats for breakfast?

You're a funny one.

I don't live in North Korea, so shut up please.

[Tide]

I'm wearing short pants and when my knees are up the go down a little.

In that picture it showed like only 3 centimeters starting from my knee, so no i am not naked

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You're a funny one.

I don't live in North Korea, so shut up please.

Oh and i think you mean shorts?