Minecraft Java Problem?

[aMario Bro.]

Okay, I'm editting this damn post. I CLEARLY said its not the LAUNCHER or the .JAR in any way
The browser won't help either, And I cannot LOG IN due to this problem (via launcher)

AND YES I HAVE JAVA, I HAVE MADE SURE OF IT, AND

Sorry if this comes out as an ass, but people give me the same "fix" with deleting .minecraft and such.




P.S. This is a recently-formatted computer.

[Elocrypt.]

What the hell is the problem? LMAO It looks perfectly fine to me.

[aMario Bro.]

...Really?

The bottom of the launcher is black (no minecraft banner/logo), and I am unable to log in. And if I use the browser, its stuck with the message saying "Done loading"

Yes, I have installed Java. And yes, I've checked to make sure I have Java.

Also, if you suggest "deleting the .minecraft folder", I've tried it, and its still no success.

[Jakob]

does minecraft in browser work?

[aMario Bro.]

does minecraft in browser work?

No. Stuck during "Done loading"

[Jakob]

No. Stuck during "Done loading"

Thats strange then, that means it actually is a java problem, which if youve reinstalled it should go away, so i dont know man.
in the client, go options, then force update.

[Nachos]

Reinstall Java
Redownload the launcher

[casakim]

Try updating Java

[aMario Bro.]

I've tried reinstalling Java, updating Java, tried reinstalling the launcher and it won't let you Force Update unless you can log in.

Its clearly Java, but I have no idea what to do...

[Nachos]

Try this if you haven't alredy
How to uninstall Java completely

[aMario Bro.]

I had my hopes up, but it didn't work.
Thanks, though.

[Elocrypt.]

i don't know what to tell you...

I don't think a batch file will help this problem? :/

[aMario Bro.]

Its Java. I'm pretty sure it is due to it not working in both launcher and browser

[Elocrypt.]

Its Java. I'm pretty sure it is due to it not working in both launcher and browser

I don't know what to tell you... I would backup everything you want to keep on your hard drive and reformat it...

[Ed]

Try using Ccleaner
to uninstall java
Then scan your registry and use the cleaner
Then restart