Hi everybody. I'd appreciate if you read through the whole thing. I'll make it short and snappy.
Im resigning as Minion for the Combat Arms Section.
Ive had more then enough fun and pleasures being with you all. But my time to go has come.
This community will never die and I thank you all for teaching me so much.
I wanna leave a few messages for some people.
@RoughS3x. You got your wish mate. Its all yours.
@Liz. I tried Liz. I really did.
@Obama: I let you down and if you want to Ip banning me is fine.
@Dave: You put up with my shit like a bloody champion. I know you all hate me now but i understand and will take the punishment.
@Sethskyler: Thanks for being such a good mate
@GTFO: thanks for being a good mate
@Trunky: your a little fucking hobbit and i love you no homo.
@gesus: ur a sun of a gun mate.
@ User1: Was funn our times back in the day
@ Xplicit: same as user1
@Stephenw/e: STFU
@ Jimyydang: ur still a ****** and i still hate you
@Sendi11: meh ur alright loil
@corndog: boy have we had our ups and downs yo
.@zmansquared: thanks for being so caring
@legendaryhack: ill neever stop rubbing ur pussy bro
@god: bai ho
@toxin: thanks for the adice brother
@czar: thanks for the laugh. EXPELIARMUS!
@melikepie: u still my hoe, hoe.
Some may ask why i am retiring. That is because ive had my turn and have made my share of mistakes. Although as people are meant to learn from them, I have not. I am owning up to the hurt i have caused to Obama and others. I am sorry. I don't want you guys to look at me and think of the bad things, but I understand if u do.
This is it everybody. Stumpy is finished. Ive had my fun as CA minion. ive done my screwups. Ive done my good things.
I know i probably wont be missed and if u dont give a shit i understand.
Sorry for the people i have hurt.
From stumpy.
Not [mpgh]stumpy.
just
stumpy
edit: and if anybody should be minion in my place, i nominate warpathsin, sethskyler, USER1.