How To Own Like A Noob!

This is a guide of how to 100% make your team fail when playing a variety of crossfire matches. It contains many helpful hints and tips to make losing UNAVOIDABLE. I came up with this after watching many pro noobs. I have compiled this amazing guide altogether JUST FOR YOU!
Now on with the guide.

Generally:
*Run everywhere so your teammates cannot hear their enemies coming.
*Spam the chat with useless messages.
*Be extremely noisy so the enemies know where you are.
*Cry, whinge and accuse as much as possible.
*Stand still when having a longrange encounter with somebody.
*Throw grenades at or near your own team. Especially when spawning.
*Go into really obvious camping spots like the tower in Eagle Eyes.
*Spam as much as possible so your teammates cant read the important chat messages.
*Make excuses or accusations after every death

In Ghost Mode:
GR:
*Spray as much as possible and run everywhere making your teams headphones useless.
*Accuse ghosts of lagging, long knifing or speed hacking when possible.
*Run around wide open areas and run near your teammates so they cant see or hear ghosts very well.
*Forget which button you use to defuse.
BL:
*Slash and jump near enemies.
*Stick close to teammates to make them be doubly loud.
*Run near hiding teammates so they get killed by people shooting at you.
*Block your teammates from coming in any vents.
*Block your teammates from getting out of any vent especially when they are being shot at.


Search and Destroy & EM & TD:
*Drop the C4 after all your teammates have moved out.
*Do not go to the site called.
*Forget the defuse button.
*Team Nade as much as possible.
*Camp in the most obvious areas.
*Camp with the C4.
*When somebody drops the C4 do not go and wait at it.
*Take the best gun and camp with it
*Make sure to try and steal all guns traded.
*Make sure to be as noisy as possible when heading towards your teams called plant site.

funny

good work

thankyou thankyou xD

good TUT i like nice tips i know a couple

pro at sucking....
wow

lame..don't give ideas to noobs. lol 8-)

Argh the noobs will do this anyway. May as well teach em how to do it properly!

Man i was just in a Ghost match where people where doing just that. I frickin wearing Skull Candy headphones then all I hear each match is people fuckin running all around me then they spray so fuckin close to me I have to take out my headphones....then I die -_-

lol yea it gets annoying..

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copy and paste this if somebody killed you on ghost mode legit!

haha funny watching ppI fk assing around ingame

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nice guide lol..

haha thanks i ll try this out

great baby