Easy way to go to jail but with not a long sentence

[[MPGH]Jim Morrison]

Yes .

Why don't you say you're addicted to something and stay in rehab for a while.

[♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ]

Tell her you're pregnant.

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I like your contribution here.

[ZectixV1]

Just break up with her... There is literally no use of doing something this retarded, think about it. If you were on the news, doing something "fucked up", no other girl would want to go near you.

[♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ]

Why don't you say you're addicted to something and stay in rehab for a while.

I am afraid of rehab. Also what the fuck dude? Why should I go for such a lie? This method of breaking up is really idiotic.

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Just break up with her... There is literally no use of doing something this retarded, think about it. If you were on the news, doing something "fucked up", no other girl would want to go near you.

That's why I don't wanna do something extreme. I was thinking something like killing lots of cats.

[Black]

I am afraid of rehab. Also what the fuck dude? Why should I go for such a lie? This method of breaking up is really idiotic.

You want to tell her the truth? Then tell her why you want to break up with her?

You're also claiming that that method is idiotic. This thread is idiotic.

[♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ]

You want to tell her the truth? Then tell her why you want to break up with her?

You're also claiming that that method is idiotic. This thread is idiotic.

Oh yeah thanks party pooper.

[ZectixV1]

I am afraid of rehab. Also what the fuck dude? Why should I go for such a lie? This method of breaking up is really idiotic.

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That's why I don't wanna do something highly crime. I was thinking something like killing lots of cats.

How to Dump Your Girlfriend Without Hurting Her Feelings

STEP 1
Explain your reason for wanting to break up with clarity. Breaking up with a girlfriend with vague and convoluted reasoning can just leave her upset, paranoid and more confused. Before breaking up with her, take a long hard look at your thought process and examine your true reasons. Make sure your decision is truly how you feel. Whether you feel you are taking different paths in life or fight too much, be honest and open with her about your reason to terminate the relationship for good.

STEP 2
Firmly close the door on the relationship. One mistake people often make when breaking up is leaving hope that the relationship might have a future again someday, even when it doesn't. Avoid giving your girlfriend false hope about the future if you intend on breaking up permanently. This will only lead to hurt feelings and more heartache for her in the end.


STEP 3
Avoid breaking up on the phone. Break up with your girlfriend face-to-face, in person. Breaking up through a phone call can come across as heartless, impersonal and just plain rude. Make the effort and take the time to do so in person. This will show her that you value your former relationship enough to speak to her in person.

STEP 4
End the relationship as soon as you realize it is over. As soon as you determine that the relationship has no future and is going nowhere, break up with your girlfriend. Remaining in a relationship you want to flee is unhealthy and can leave you with feelings of resentment and suffocation. Stringing your girlfriend along is also selfish. Avoid wasting your time and hers. Break up with her as soon as you come to your realization.

STEP 5
Break up with your girlfriend privately. Breakups can be very emotional situations. Provide your girlfriend with the dignity of a quiet and private location when you break up with her, whether it is at your house or in a quiet nook of a park. Avoid taking her to a romantic spot (such as a favorite restaurant), however, as that could mislead her into thinking that everything is fine between the two of you.

[♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ]

How to Dump Your Girlfriend Without Hurting Her Feelings

STEP 1
Explain your reason for wanting to break up with clarity. Breaking up with a girlfriend with vague and convoluted reasoning can just leave her upset, paranoid and more confused. Before breaking up with her, take a long hard look at your thought process and examine your true reasons. Make sure your decision is truly how you feel. Whether you feel you are taking different paths in life or fight too much, be honest and open with her about your reason to terminate the relationship for good.

STEP 2
Firmly close the door on the relationship. One mistake people often make when breaking up is leaving hope that the relationship might have a future again someday, even when it doesn't. Avoid giving your girlfriend false hope about the future if you intend on breaking up permanently. This will only lead to hurt feelings and more heartache for her in the end.


STEP 3
Avoid breaking up on the phone. Break up with your girlfriend face-to-face, in person. Breaking up through a phone call can come across as heartless, impersonal and just plain rude. Make the effort and take the time to do so in person. This will show her that you value your former relationship enough to speak to her in person.

STEP 4
End the relationship as soon as you realize it is over. As soon as you determine that the relationship has no future and is going nowhere, break up with your girlfriend. Remaining in a relationship you want to flee is unhealthy and can leave you with feelings of resentment and suffocation. Stringing your girlfriend along is also selfish. Avoid wasting your time and hers. Break up with her as soon as you come to your realization.

STEP 5
Break up with your girlfriend privately. Breakups can be very emotional situations. Provide your girlfriend with the dignity of a quiet and private location when you break up with her, whether it is at your house or in a quiet nook of a park. Avoid taking her to a romantic spot (such as a favorite restaurant), however, as that could mislead her into thinking that everything is fine between the two of you.

omg did you just google this?

[ZectixV1]

omg did you just google this?

Yep, lol.
//ggnore

[Black]

Tell her you've discovered you're gay.

[[MPGH]Dave84311]

trying to get cs again boi?

[I Don't Love You]

I'll tell you how to really fucking do it like a man!

How to break up with girlfriend, keeping feelings un hurt!

Step 1 Either tell her you're going gay, or you are no longer attracted to human beings.

Step 2 If you go with the gay one, find a guy you know and act like he is your bf, if you go with no humans, have sex with a cat or something.

Step 3 Profit??

[♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ]

Tell her you've discovered you're gay.

It's kind of late for this isn't it? Plus she gave me several HJ so she kind of knows I get aroused with girls.

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trying to get cs again boi?

Name JUST ONE person who ever wanted to get CS?

[Black]

It's kind of late for this isn't it? Plus she gave me several HJ so she kind of knows I get aroused with girls.

Tell her you get more aroused around guys. If she needs proof, get a hj from her dad/brother

[I Don't Love You]

trying to get cs again boi?

He's not scared of that bullshit he's got more balls than this whole site combined, he ain't scared of jail or cs

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Tell her you get more aroused around guys. If she needs proof, get a hj from her dad/brother

Or he could just say he is more attracted to animals?