all you need to do for 8 houres presn is drink front police station
when shit gets too real and you would rather go to jail then anything else
all you need to do for 8 houres presn is drink front police station
[+] Get pulled over somehow
[+] Hit the policemen
[+] Profit in jail
Fuck her sister, or mother
Positives, you wont go to jail
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Set an Orphanage on fire
You would rather go to jail so she thinks you're messed up than just say I'm done?
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how about not being a retard and going to jail because you're too much of a pussy to be honest with someone
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Explain me this: if I such a pussy for you then how come I am not afraid of going to jail ?
Bruh its so fucking simple, just take a baseball bat, walk down the street and beat the fuck outta some dumbass hobo. Problem solved and minimum of 4 years bro you're golden.
Tell her you're pregnant.
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