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Easy way to go to jail but with not a long sentence
So I wanna break up with my GF but I am afraid of hurting her. Instead I decided to do something and go to jail so she thinks I'm messed up and leaves me
The problem is that I am lazy and don't want to take a life sentence, what would you recommend me? (Must be messed up and it shouldn't give me a longer than 10 years sentence)
No robbery please, I'm lazy as fuck.
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10-31-2015 #2MPGH Expert
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Uhm not sure if troll or not?
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Post ban?
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10-31-2015 #5She Dreamt She Was a Bulldozer
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Beat your girlfriend.
2 birds, 1 stone.You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
You were seeking love.
Here is the pit, here is your pit.
Its name is Silence..
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Yes but who ?
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Dude this is really bad. I told you I don't wanna hurt her feelings neither her body. Originally Posted by Aborted
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Fuck life.
Well at least you got cs removed. +1Last edited by Bryan; 10-31-2015 at 05:58 AM.
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10-31-2015 #8She Dreamt She Was a Bulldozer
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Strong dedication to the b8. Originally Posted by ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)
You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
You were seeking love.
Here is the pit, here is your pit.
Its name is Silence..
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10-31-2015 #9
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Serious answers pls. Originally Posted by Aborted
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This is like a 5-D troll. Originally Posted by ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)
So I wanna break up with my GF but I am afraid of hurting her. Instead I decided to do something and go to jail so she thinks I'm messed up and leaves me
The problem is that I am lazy and don't want to take a life sentence, what would you recommend me? (Must be messed up and it shouldn't give me a longer than 10 years sentence)
No robbery please, I'm lazy as fuck.
You added a new dimension to trolling.
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≧◉◡◉≦ ![[SMA] Paradise`'s Avatar](/forum/customavatars/avatar1039932_283.gif "[SMA] Paradise`'s Avatar")
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Go to a store steal something, something cheap so its not a felony and just a misdemeanor probably go to jail for a few hrs or get a ticket. or just punch her and say its a accident.
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Set a school on fire; you won't hurt her (can't vouch for the children doe) and she will definitely leave you
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I said no robbery, I am lazy. Originally Posted by Paradise`
But, once I've hit her. We were playing on my bed and she lightly slapped me I barely felt it but then I (thinking that we were only playing) slapped her, but couldn't really control arm (euforia) and it hit her badly. She started crying and tried to leave but I calmed her. True Story.
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I will however take this under consideration, but I wanted to do something that would require even less effort. Like running someone over. Originally Posted by Black
Set a school on fire; you won't hurt her (can't vouch for the children doe) and she will definitely leave youLast edited by ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ; 10-31-2015 at 06:06 AM.
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Steal car, and do something GTA style.
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Be insolent with a policeman
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