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    ISIS recruitment

    We are currently recruiting you need some of the following requirements

    1.) You need a iq below 100
    2.) You need to be able to kill on command
    3.) You need to know how to kill in style
    4.) Currently we are recruiting WHITE ONLY
    5.) You need to have watched the show ARCHER

    P.S: ISIS DOES NOT STAND FOR Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, it stands for International Secret Intelligence Service
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    It looks like you’re writing unsubstantiated nonsense. Would you like to turn on all caps?
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    Congrats on 17k????


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cursed View Post
    Congrats on 17k????
    Nah nah bro, I already did that shit, ISIS showed me the ways. I have to go kill all arabs now. You want in? We go slash there throats open. Do you even get the joke......
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    wtf? isis? allahu akbar?

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    1.) You need a iq below 100
    2.) You need to be able to kill on command
    3.) You need to know how to kill in style

    4.) Currently we are recruiting WHITE ONLY ---- FUCKKKKKKKKK
    I'm Still young. Still growing. Still fucking up. Still perfecting myself.




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    I'll see you on the battle field then.

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    You and your random threads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by +Swaggy View Post
    1.) You need a iq below 100
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    3.) You need to know how to kill in style

    4.) Currently we are recruiting WHITE ONLY ---- FUCKKKKKKKKK
    This post should be moved to the KKK section not Isis.


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    Quote Originally Posted by theanonymoussniffer View Post
    This post should be moved to the KKK section not Isis.
    Lmaooo I have white shirts so it should be acceptable
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    Had already forgotten that General is the land of autism. Thanks for reminding me about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunter View Post
    Had already forgotten that General is the land of autism. Thanks for reminding me about it.
    Don't forget you were the same @Hunter , some of us just chose to remain the same, others move on.
    When I think about you hunter I get this song playing in my head,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eternity View Post
    Don't forget you were the same @Hunter , some of us just chose to remain the same, others move on.
    When I think about you hunter I get this song playing in my head,


    Like I said, thanks for reminding me that General is the land of autism. 8]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunter View Post


    Like I said, thanks for reminding me that General is the land of autism. 8]
    As I said some move on from being immature, others like being immature.
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    I have all the requirements except being white. DAMN IT

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    1.) You need a iq below 100 ✔ (20)
    2.) You need to be able to kill on command ✔ ( test me )
    3.) You need to know how to kill in style ✔ ( test me )
    4.) Currently we are recruiting WHITE ONLY ✔ ( I Drink Starbucks every morning )
    5.) You need to have watched the show ARCHER ✔ (Multiple Times)

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