Fuck cake/bakery

[Dab]

Worst shit you can possibly consume, worst than soda imo. Who the fuck wants to eat sugary breading? And what the fuck is cake? Shits like fucking airy cardboard. I've always gotten a pizza for my birthdays because I hate cake.

The only thing worst than it is fucking muffins, nastiest shit you'll ever bite in your entire life. I absolutely and utterly despise bakery, especially cake.

Not trying to insult anyone, just the people who enjoy bakery garbage. Go eat a fucking grilled cheese sandwhich you losers.

[Eternity]

-_- clearly a bait for @Dave84311