how to be a man.

[someone]

wake up.
scratch your balls. rub the boogies out of your eyes.
walk over to the bathroom after making sure your computer is on and you are logged into all the necessaries. [mpgh.teamspeak.and whatever game server you go on.]
whilst in the bathroom unrinating. half lean over and fall asleep.
wake up once again only to find out youve peed all over the toilet. and leave the seat up.
waddle back to your computer. google a bunch of random stuff. find some pictures which relate to pwning and what not. post them on mpgh. in useless threads. or start some stupid thread with some retarded word game.
check to see if your ebuddies are online.
plan strategies to hack certain games and how to go about hiding in certain rooms. blah blah.
look at some hentai. bash on gourav for doing the same.
and play your stupid online games for hours on end.
in short.
and then whine for mom to bring you food.
mpgh.net = major pimple-faced gay hoes.net

dave agrees.