Results 1 to 15 of 15
  1. #1
    PandN's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    GULF COAST OF FLORIDA ^^
    Posts
    507
    Reputation
    7
    Thanks
    46
    My Mood
    Happy

    The pedobear song

    I was fucking around and this popped into my head..

    Hey little children, hey, hey, hey.
    I got some candy in the back of my G20**
    Hop on in I'd like to share, I really do care
    I won't hurt you no I won't.

    Get in the van we'll play some games, go far, far, far away
    Now that your in my van here comes the chloroform.
    I drive off to my house three kids in the back, wow wow wow.
    We'll have lots of fun, oh yes we will.
    Pedobear has got you right here.


    ** G20 was a cargo/passenger van made by chevy in the 80's and 90's....
    I own a older van but its a dodge....

    *** I AM NOT A GODDAMN PEDO.. So please dont spam my thread about that....

  2. #2
    NextGen1's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Not sure really.
    Posts
    6,312
    Reputation
    382
    Thanks
    3,019
    My Mood
    Amazed
    And this....just popped in your head.........?

    Creepy


     


     


     



    The Most complete application MPGH will ever offer - 68%




  3. #3
    hmsl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Gender
    male
    Location
    chained to a radiator
    Posts
    303
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    57
    My Mood
    Blah
    4 c h a n will love this lol

  4. #4
    Threadstarter
    Expert Member
    PandN's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    GULF COAST OF FLORIDA ^^
    Posts
    507
    Reputation
    7
    Thanks
    46
    My Mood
    Happy
    Quote Originally Posted by NextGen1 View Post
    And this....just popped in your head.........?

    Creepy
    I was out on my paper route tired as hell, it was 3AM lol I had been up for 20 hours...

    Quote Originally Posted by hmsl View Post
    4 c h a n will love this lol
    Probably

  5. #5
    jakobkorber's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Greensburg, PA
    Posts
    28
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    1
    My Mood
    Cheerful
    good job molester... just kidding XD good job though
    Lady Gaga: PApapapapappap Poker Face
    Producer: One More Time From The Top And Try Not To Stutter
    Lady Gaga: I Dont Sta-sta-sta-stutter
    Producer: oh my god JUST SHUT UP!!!!!
    (blows Brains Out With Pistol)
    Lady Gaga: Misssttaa PraPraPraDucer???????
    ....... OH NOES!!!!!!
    _____________________________________________

  6. #6
    Roar's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Maine, USA.
    Posts
    112
    Reputation
    9
    Thanks
    8
    I truly do not know what to say about this... Just wow... I think someone from ***** was high or something when they came up with pedobear or maybe something actually happened...
    [IMG]https://i958.photobucke*****m/albums/ae68/hilariousgifs9/hammer-time.gif[/IMG]

    [img]https://************.com/sig/018/k00l.jpg[/img]

  7. #7
    Jabuuty671's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Gender
    male
    Posts
    21,229
    Reputation
    1468
    Thanks
    4,098
    Lmao, couldn't help but click on it because my avatar is pedobear ^_^


  8. #8
    Joshcarr2006's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Gender
    male
    Location
    ☠☆★☆★☆☠
    Posts
    11,015
    Reputation
    917
    Thanks
    2,901
    My Mood
    Lurking
    Quote Originally Posted by NextGen1 View Post
    And this....just popped in your head.........?

    Creepy
    why he was thinking of little kids
    [IMG]https://i30.photobucke*****m/albums/c335/Joshcarr2006/tumblr_lz1nrntuZf1qdxcglo1_500_zps0388a33f.gif[/IMG]

  9. #9
    Ghost's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Under your bed, watching you sleep.
    Posts
    24,790
    Reputation
    3851
    Thanks
    3,662
    there already is a pedo bear song O.o
    [YOUTUBE]<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/SzxFpioo7q8&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/SzxFpioo7q8&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>[/YOUTUBE]
    I love little girls; they make me feel so good.
    I love little girls; they make me feel so bad.
    When theyre around they make feel like Im the only guy in town.
    I love little girls; they make me feel so good.

    They dont care if Im a one-way mirror.
    Theyre not frightened by my cold exterior.

    They dont ask me questions.
    They dont want the story.
    They dont look for answers.
    They just want to hold me.

    Isnt this fun?
    This is just what lifes all about.
    This is just a dream come true.
    Isnt this a nightmare too?

    Oh! I-I-I love little girls; they make me feel so good.
    I love little girls; they make me feel so bad.
    When theyre around they make feel like Im the only guy in town.
    I love little girls; they make me feel so good.

    They dont care about my intonations.
    Theyre not frightened by my revelations.

    Uh oh (uh oh), take a second-take (take a second-take).
    Uh oh (uh oh), its a mistake (its a mistake).
    Uh oh (uh oh), Im in trouble (Im in trouble).
    Uh oh (uh oh), the little girl was just too little, too little, too little, too little, too little!

    This is just what lifes all about.
    This is just a dream come true.
    This is just a nightmare too!

    Oh-oh!
    And I dont care what people say.
    And I dont care what people think.
    And I dont care how we look walking down my street

    [Instrumental] they make me feel so [Instrumental].
    I love little girls [Instrumental].

    They dont care if Im a one-way mirror.
    They dont care about my old exterior.

    They dont (they dont) ask me questions (ask me questions).
    They dont (they dont) want to scold me (want to scold me).
    They dont (they dont) look for answers (look for answers).
    They just (they just) want to hold me (want to hold me).
    Uh oh (uh oh), Im in trouble (Im in trouble).
    Uh oh (uh oh), the little girl was just too little, too little, too little, too little, too little, too little, too little, too little, too little!

    This is just what lifes all about.
    Isnt this a dream come true?
    Isnt this a nightmare too?

    Oh-oh!
    I love little girls; they make me feel so good.
    I love little girls; they make me feel so bad.
    When theyre around they make feel like Im the only guy in town.
    I love little girls; they make me feel so good.

    I love!
    Last edited by Ghost; 03-14-2010 at 07:15 AM.
    Do not go gentle into that good night,
    Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

  10. #10
    Gourav2122's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States
    Posts
    12,531
    Reputation
    212
    Thanks
    2,026
    My Mood
    Dead
    OINGO BOINGO?

  11. #11
    Threadstarter
    Expert Member
    PandN's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    GULF COAST OF FLORIDA ^^
    Posts
    507
    Reputation
    7
    Thanks
    46
    My Mood
    Happy
    Quote Originally Posted by joshcarr2006 View Post
    why he was thinking of little kids
    No I was not.... I was dog tired..

    Quote Originally Posted by jabuuty671 View Post
    Lmao, couldn't help but click on it because my avatar is pedobear ^_^
    WIN!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Gourav2122 View Post
    OINGO BOINGO?
    Lolwut?

  12. #12
    CyberGenius's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Gender
    male
    Location
    MPGH
    Posts
    10,434
    Reputation
    345
    Thanks
    2,096
    My Mood
    Amused
    Quote Originally Posted by Roar View Post
    I truly do not know what to say about this... Just wow... I think someone from ***** was high or something when they came up with pedobear or maybe something actually happened...
    Nice bump you ******!

  13. #13
    Pwnzorz19971's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Helleaven
    Posts
    383
    Reputation
    26
    Thanks
    41
    My Mood
    Devilish
    Quote Originally Posted by Sam View Post
    Nice bump you ******!
    Monkey shit, why to start flaming for this?
    You are even worse, you are here daily, every day 50+ spam posts
    Seriously, get the fuck off.

    Join the group!
    Clicky To Join Screen
    [IMG]http:/.ee/wp-content/extra/tarmo.gif[/IMG]

    ↑See this? Fix plz.

  14. #14
    Ghost's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Under your bed, watching you sleep.
    Posts
    24,790
    Reputation
    3851
    Thanks
    3,662
    indeed
    Do not go gentle into that good night,
    Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

  15. #15
    greathamza's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    with daves mom
    Posts
    5,607
    Reputation
    14
    Thanks
    505
    My Mood
    Asleep
    he is worse than me
    everybody lies


Similar Threads

  1. Trigun-The Beer song!
    By dibola in forum General
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 09-23-2008, 12:57 AM
  2. THE PS3 SONG
    By crazykid401 in forum General
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 08-25-2008, 07:51 PM
  3. The Ebay Song
    By booboo9 in forum General
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 07-28-2008, 04:52 AM
  4. The banana Song
    By Gourav2122 in forum General
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 05-18-2008, 09:32 PM
  5. The Emo Song
    By gunot in forum General
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 11-02-2006, 06:59 PM