This FitBit agent, KEK

[DildoTheCloutGod]

I tried my method to get a free fitbit charger and bands to make sure my eBook still works before I resumed sales. I ended up getting a whole tracker because this woman was retarded.

Me (4/27/2017, 6:38:01 PM): no it just started the timer feature 
Me (4/27/2017, 6:38:15 PM): it didn't start charging too 
Allyson (4/27/2017, 6:39:05 PM): thank you so much for this information Andrew, now I will go ahead and review my system to provide you the best option, is that ok with you 
Allyson (4/27/2017, 6:39:06 PM): ? 
Me (4/27/2017, 6:39:16 PM): of course, thank you 
Allyson (4/27/2017, 6:39:27 PM): I'll be right back! 
Me (4/27/2017, 6:42:21 PM): Not a problem, take your time :) 
Allyson (4/27/2017, 6:43:46 PM): thank you Andrew for patiently waiting, 
Allyson (4/27/2017, 6:45:57 PM): upon reviewing my system, I have confirmed that your actual tracker is a replacement that we ordered on February 25th, 2017, therefore, I know the feeling of been unable to enjoy a product to it's fullest potential and I want you to experience this issue any longer with your Fitbit tracker. 
Allyson (4/27/2017, 6:46:13 PM): I deeply appreciate the patience and grace that you've had throughout this whole situation. 
Me (4/27/2017, 6:46:28 PM): do you think its just the charger or the device? 
Allyson (4/27/2017, 6:47:52 PM): I have confirmed Andrew that you received two charging cables in order to charge your tracker correctly but this issue and we tried to restart your tracker, I will go ahead and send you options to replace your Charge HR 
Allyson (4/27/2017, 6:48:00 PM): how does that sound for you? 
Me (4/27/2017, 6:49:31 PM): Sure 
Allyson (4/27/2017, 6:50:10 PM): Perfect Andrew!  I would like to provide you a complimentary replacement totally free of charge. 
Allyson (4/27/2017, 6:50:15 PM): On a separate email you will be presented with the best options for your Charge HR. Feel free to choose the option that appeals to you the most 
Me (4/27/2017, 6:50:19 PM): ok 
Allyson (4/27/2017, 6:50:26 PM): Can you confirm to me the email where you would like to receive it? 
Me (4/27/2017, 6:50:30 PM): *Censored*
Allyson (4/27/2017, 6:51:27 PM): thank you for the email Andrew! 
Allyson (4/27/2017, 6:51:30 PM): I have sent the email. Have you received it? 
Me (4/27/2017, 6:51:52 PM): I have not. I will give it a minute or so 
Me (4/27/2017, 6:52:03 PM): I got it now thank you 
Allyson (4/27/2017, 6:52:19 PM): Awesome! 
Allyson (4/27/2017, 6:52:23 PM): Is there anything else that I can do for you? 
Me (4/27/2017, 6:52:42 PM): No thank you Allyson 
Allyson (4/27/2017, 6:52:50 PM): By the way, after you click on 'End chat' a ****** will appear on this same window. Any comment or feedback you would like to share regarding the assistance I provided you, will be very helpful for me and appreciated. 
Me (4/27/2017, 6:52:59 PM): ok thanks

[logical2000]

nice how much would i be for me to get you to replace a fitbit

[DildoTheCloutGod]

nice how much would i be for me to get you to replace a fitbit

not interesting in doing that

[Labour]

Love reps like this.

[DildoTheCloutGod]

Love reps like this.

IKR yet I do the most delicate SE of my life and some nigga plays along than says hits me with the return label

[Labour]

IKR yet I do the most delicate SE of my life and some nigga plays along than says hits me with the return label

Same with Logitech for me, I get a nice person and boom we need your item back Sir.

[DildoTheCloutGod]

Same with Logitech for me, I get a nice person and boom we need your item back Sir.

I tried logitech once for the G502 agent was a rude cunt.

[Labour]

I tried logitech once for the G502 agent was a rude cunt.

I've heard G502 are hard to do atm. I've had a large amount of rude cunts in Logitech.

[Ice Cube]

Fitbit is patched with the chat bro

[DildoTheCloutGod]

Fitbit is patched with the chat bro

worth a shot if they give me a fucking freebie

[Ice Cube]

worth a shot if they give me a fucking freebie

Trust me 90% of your orders will get cancelled.

[DildoTheCloutGod]

Trust me 90% of your orders will get cancelled.

Status went from order received to processing, I used to have a fitbit service. Basically confirmed at this point lmao

[Ice Cube]

Status went from order received to processing, I used to have a fitbit service. Basically confirmed at this point lmao

I didn't say 100% cancelled did I

[DildoTheCloutGod]

I didn't say 100% cancelled did I

no but you seemed pretty damn sure

[Ice Cube]

no but you seemed pretty damn sure

It's not worth doing chat method anymore, there's new methods