So I'm minding my own business when the phone rings from Asia yesterday
this guys is trying to sell me a share portfolio he says, so i go OK!
tell me all about after Min's he says whats your email address so i give it to him
Today he rings back and says so what do you think of the portfolio idea i say i looked at the portfolio which i hadn't and the guy says you fucking Ozzie cock head you dumb lying bitch you want to try bullshit!
Fml end of story!