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    To the fucking bitch in the white Porsche cayenne, fuck you.

    I was driving down a 3 lane road at 40mph. Ive ridden this road millions of times, so I know that if I keep this speed exactly I would be able to hit the yellow light just in time.

    This fucking bitch in a white Porsche Cayenne decided that she wanted to take a left while im driving. No worries, there are three fucking lanes out there? Right? Right?

    Wrong. She fucking takes the left and comes to the middle lane, my lane. This makes me slow down and miss the yellow light. So did she. Now It is my road rage time! I pull up next to her, and I roll down my window. I was sucking on a Jolly Rancher, Fruit Punch since thats the best flavor, and I throw it at her window. I honk a few times and start yelling at her.

    "How the fuck did you pass your driving test? Are you mentally retarded? There are three fucking lanes and you pick mine to go on?"

    I guess I scared her, since she looked at me like shes never had anybody talk to her that way. The light is fucking red for a good 2 minutes. Im staring at her and shes now scared out of her wits. Shes just staring straight ahead , ignoring me. That fucking bitch. I yell some more and I roll up the window. Shes ignoring me.

    So now I had a shitty mood, an extra few minutes on my drive, and sticky fingers from the Jolly Rancher.

    Fuck that bitch in a white Porsche. Learn to drive.

    This is an image of what happened:

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    bro it's not that deep

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    "How the fuck did you pass your driving test? Are you mentally retarded? There are three fucking lanes and you pick mine to go on"
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    My man threw a fucking Jolly Rancher
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    Quote Originally Posted by HomeScillet View Post
    My man threw a fucking Jolly Rancher
    It was worse on my end since it got my fingers very sticky. In my blind rage, I should've tried finding better throwing objects...


    But then maybe if I threw a quarter and broke her window, that Bitch would have 100% called the cops.

    Either way, she has a story to tell at her book club about how she was violently assaulted for doing nothing wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LowKeyRealNigga View Post
    I was driving down a 3 lane road at 40mph. Ive ridden this road millions of times, so I know that if I keep this speed exactly I would be able to hit the yellow light just in time.

    This fucking bitch in a white Porsche Cayenne decided that she wanted to take a left while im driving. No worries, there are three fucking lanes out there? Right? Right?

    Wrong. She fucking takes the left and comes to the middle lane, my lane. This makes me slow down and miss the yellow light. So did she. Now It is my road rage time! I pull up next to her, and I roll down my window. I was sucking on a Jolly Rancher, Fruit Punch since thats the best flavor, and I throw it at her window. I honk a few times and start yelling at her.

    "How the fuck did you pass your driving test? Are you mentally retarded? There are three fucking lanes and you pick mine to go on?"

    I guess I scared her, since she looked at me like shes never had anybody talk to her that way. The light is fucking red for a good 2 minutes. Im staring at her and shes now scared out of her wits. Shes just staring straight ahead , ignoring me. That fucking bitch. I yell some more and I roll up the window. Shes ignoring me.

    So now I had a shitty mood, an extra few minutes on my drive, and sticky fingers from the Jolly Rancher.

    Fuck that bitch in a white Porsche. Learn to drive.

    This is an image of what happened:

    Nobody cares you anti-social ******, go outside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LowKeyRealNigga View Post
    It was worse on my end since it got my fingers very sticky. In my blind rage, I should've tried finding better throwing objects...


    But then maybe if I threw a quarter and broke her window, that Bitch would have 100% called the cops.

    Either way, she has a story to tell at her book club about how she was violently assaulted for doing nothing wrong.
    You stupid ass ******, you're making your race look bad by doing shit like this. It's dumbass kids like you that are the problem with the black culture.

    You're a lost nigga, go google that ******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dab1996426 View Post
    Nobody cares you anti-social ******, go outside.

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    You stupid ass ******, you're making your race look bad by doing shit like this. It's dumbass kids like you that are the problem with the black culture.

    You're a lost nigga, go google that ******.
    I was outside. And i was social by arguing with her.
    im gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by LowKeyRealNigga View Post
    I was outside. And i was social by arguing with her.
    I'll never believe on your word that a female was willing to talk to you. Go jerk off to cuckold porn little snowflake, we all know you're afraid of altercations

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    you done played yourself with them sticky fingers


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    Hey OP, why don't you drive to the library and get this awesome book next time that bitch crosses your lane. It'll make up for the pain she caused you


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dab1996426 View Post
    Nobody cares you anti-social ******, go outside.

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    You stupid ass ******, you're making your race look bad by doing shit like this. It's dumbass kids like you that are the problem with the black culture.

    You're a lost nigga, go google that ******.
    @Dave84311 @arunforce @Lance I caught dab being racist Tommy kind again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos View Post
    @Dave84311 @arunforce @Lance I caught dab being racist Tommy kind again.
    Was not racist savant, it was a constructive flame post in the appropriate section.
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