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    my cock hurts

    so I was working today and I hit my cock by accident with this thing, and now it hurts, should I be worried

    any help is appreciated it, it hurts at the tip

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    Only time my cock hurts is when I take too much cocaine or meth and jerk off too much.

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    Just cut it off, itll hurt less

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    The fact that you just had to post on your alt about your dick kinda tells me that this might really be an emergency.

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    Your cock is genetically inferior and must be put down



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    If your dick hurts then it depends on how much.

    Occasionally I feel like I'm dieing while I pee from the pain from my shaft but after I'm done pissing I'm fine.

    If it starts to feel a BIT on fire then it should just be the impact from the thing that hit your dick causing the pain. It should subside so long as you didn't smash your dick.

    If it hurts A LOT then you should check out how it hurts by touching, moving, and bending it to see if you can understand where it hurts. After that it is all up to what you wanna do.

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    wtf.............

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    Get a gender change. You wouldn't have to worry about your cock anymore


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    chocolate is my favorite vegetable

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    chocolate is my favorite vegetable

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    Wtf is the chocolate is my favorite vegetable shit I've seen the exact same people posting this at the exact same time -.- (MPGH bots confirmed)

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    @Iridesence we were just in sync getting our posts up xD

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    female in the profile, and u say my cock !!

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    Put salt and ice on it, should sooth the pain.

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    Jack off until you ejaculate, then proceed to use the sperm to rub it on the penis to calm the pain

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    Go see a doctor if you still have it

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