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    Has anyone ever seen you beating your meat?

    Has anyone ever had that experience? If so, how was it and how did that experience effect you?
    If not, do you ever fear that it might happen? If you don't fear that, what do you feel then about the idea of having that experience.



    P.S: They have to have to have seen it UNINTENTIONALLY. As in you weren't expecting them to see you and they weren't expecting to see you beating it.
    As far as I'm concerned, someone INTENTIONALLY watching you beat your meat or you INTENTIONALLY letting someone see you beat your meat is just some weird form of foreplay.



    P.P.S: "Beat your meat" is just synonymous to masturbation for me, not MALE masturbation in particular.
    So female experiences are just as valid as males in my opinion.



    P.P.P.S: I decided to post this because it is 1:12 a.m where I am and I am sleepy as fuck and bored as fuck

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    That was never happened, and hopefully it never happens. If it does happen i would rather it be a stranger than say my coworker or boss LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rudol Von Stroheim View Post
    Has anyone ever had that experience? If so, how was it and how did that experience effect you?
    If not, do you ever fear that it might happen? If you don't fear that, what do you feel then about the idea of having that experience.



    P.S: They have to have to have seen it UNINTENTIONALLY. As in you weren't expecting them to see you and they weren't expecting to see you beating it.
    As far as I'm concerned, someone INTENTIONALLY watching you beat your meat or you INTENTIONALLY letting someone see you beat your meat is just some weird form of foreplay.



    P.P.S: "Beat your meat" is just synonymous to masturbation for me, not MALE masturbation in particular.
    So female experiences are just as valid as males in my opinion.



    P.P.P.S: I decided to post this because it is 1:12 a.m where I am and I am sleepy as fuck and bored as fuck
    Read it here. Interesting answers. https://www.quor*****m/Have-you-ever-...e-masturbating.
    Last edited by Hackinet; 07-06-2017 at 11:31 PM.

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    there was a man watching me through the window
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    Quote Originally Posted by meme View Post
    yes

    there was a man watching me through the window
    It was me.

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    No but my roommate walked in on me trimming my pubes once, does that count?
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    Whats wrong with beating meat?

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    Yeah all the time. Typically the filthy plebs come into the kitchen to ask me what's for fucking diner when they know good god damn well I'm tenderizing steaks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Clay View Post
    It was me.
    why were you only wearing a hat and an overcoat
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    Quote Originally Posted by meme View Post


    why were you only wearing a hat and an overcoat
    So you wouldnt see me tickle my pickle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Clay View Post
    So you wouldnt see me tickle my pickle.
    That explains why the coat was flapping about
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Clay View Post
    It was me.
    LOL THAT MADE MY DAY

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bernard. View Post
    No but my roommate walked in on me trimming my pubes once, does that count?
    Sucks to do that when I'm at college.
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    I am glad it never happened :P

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