How to defend against Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

[Rudol Von Stroheim]

With the infinite knowledge of Master Ken prepare to learn how to defend yourself against Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

 

The joke is that the "double tap" is just tapping out of the fight, so the opponent will just let go thinking you've cucked out and gave up. Once they release you you can then go for the groin shot. The whole situation is disguised as a "legit" lesson to make the situation funnier.

 

This vid combines some actual advice with bs to make it draw the line with comedy and truth


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How to protect against a handgun

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THE BRAZILIAN PHANTOM TAP

or just use a gun. >:]

[apolloakajosh]

LOL, for some reason the first time I watched I couldn't get over the DramaAlert background music...

[Dab]

Only plebs wrestle on their backs.

[[MPGH]Dave84311]

i could see someone thinking his videos r real and dying

[Sinister]

I can defend myself with my bazooka.

[Hype]

or just use a gun. >:]

Preferring that one as well tbh

[Rudol Von Stroheim]

Only plebs wrestle on their backs.

Wrestling on your back ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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THE BRAZILIAN PHANTOM TAP

or just use a gun. >:]

I can defend myself with my bazooka.

Preferring that one as well tbh

If you live in an anti-gun environment like Europe then you're probably not getting yourself a gun.

Besides, if you fight with a gun then you better never get into any beef or else you'll prompt some kind of a gang to bust down your door with their guns and try to kill you. Whereas if you're in some fist fight their mentality will just be that their member that you beat up was just a little bitch. After that then they'll either do the busting down door thing or just leave you alone thinking you're not bad. You beat one of their guys fair and square

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