Well fuck my life, probably fucked it up hard.

[BestRanked]

Damn you just reminded me to start fucking some more pussy, been a good half a year already. Line up.

[BabyCrazy]

fake your death, Flee the country. start a new life, new identity.

[Fucking Moron]

kill the girl???????????

[Pro]

Seems too long of a post to be a satire so Im assuming this is legit. The chances of the sperm fertilizing the egg ARE pretty low so thats good, BUT if it does become fertilized your options are pretty limited and its really up to both families to decide what actions to take. GL

[Vader]

Gratz dady

[Watm8]

This is why I only go out with girls who do Anal

[daniyal0099]

cough *GAY* cough

[lahensuck1]

Can you name it after me?

[Gaydow]

wrap a plastic bag around ur dick next time+

[swwrgaersghaedrgedrgherdhg]

the fucking condom has broken which is weird

Oh yeah i always do that when i go to a friend's house, just bring a pushpin with you and make a small hole

[Sean]

I’m sorry for you man

[helpful]

Pretty soon two people in this world will be calling you 'Daddy'

[kiwi5]

I'd never remember to use a condom, so I pinned mine to the wall.

[Bernard]

Congratz on being a dad

[Kawena1]

Hah CONGRATZIES BRAH