****** jokes

[reaper]

We could go on for months

What do you call a black man in a suit? The defendant

What do you call a black man with a gun? Sir

[DonMadawg]

What do ****** and apples have in common?

They both look good hanging from trees.

[Taylor Swift]

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My arm

[AnonTyler]

What do you call a ****** in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

Why don't sharks eat ******s?
They think it's whale shit.

What's the difference between a ****** and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

Why do ******s stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

[Obey]

What do blacks have that whites don't.

A penis over 2 inches

nigga mad yo.

[Obey]

A spic walks into a bar and says, "Hey, ******, give me a drink." The ****** bartender says, "I'll give you a drink, but I would appreciate it if you wouldn't refer to me as a "******." "Oh man!, I am sure sorry about that bro'. Won't happen again." A few minutes later the spic says, "Hey moon crickett, another round." The ****** says,"Hey, look, I really don't want you calling me "moon crickett" either." The spic says,"Sorry bootlips, I didn't mean anything by it." The bartender says, "OK that's it! How would you like it if you were the bartender and I came in here calling you names?" "I don't know, let's find out." So the spic puts on an apron and goes behind the bar and the ****** walks outside and comes back in and shouts, "Hey wetback! I want a fucking drink!" The "bartender" stops washing glasses and says, "Oh, I'm sorry, we don't serve ******s in here."

This one made meh laugh lmaaooo

[HazedUp]

lmao fucked up shit...We don't serve ******s in here? thats messed up that hasen't happened since 1953 ;p

[Obama]

U NGGER ... its obvious u have heard most of em >,< been bullied much?

White people such as yourself never make fun of blacks to their face. You just wait until u get on the computer

[AnonTyler]

White people such as yourself never make fun of blacks to their face. You just wait until u get on the computer

Actually, I do.

Only to my friends though, I never actually mean anything I say.

[Obama]

Exactly .

[Obey]

Lol, blax .

[AnonTyler]

The thing is, We're all tougher on the internet than we are in life.

It's a known fact.

It's inevitable.

[AN1MAL]

White people such as yourself never make fun of blacks to their face. You just wait until u get on the computer

i aint white fk them rednecks too

[AnonTyler]

The reason us 'rednecks' make fun of minorities probably is because we feel threatened by them.

Though I don't, I think a lot of people do.

[Arhk]

What's a ******?
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